What Not To Say To A Police Officer!

WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. Whoa dude, that uniform makes your ass look fat.

14. You like doughnuts? what kind...ohJelly...okay well after you gimme that ticket you go down to Dunkin Doughnuts, you get the biggest jelly doughnut you can find, write that down officer....then you hold that doughnut up, you squeez all the jelly out of it...write that down...write it down i know you like writing things down...then you know what you gotta do you shine it up real good, you turn that sum ***** sideways and you stick it straight up your candy ass!!!!!!!!
Quote from The Rock

15. Look! A pig!

ahaha simple but good

I smell bacon, I smell pork, RUN LITTLE PIGGY! I HAVE A FORK!

Nice poem. Beautiful. Bloody beautiful.

😄

BEE EEE A UTIFUl

i've got the powe! 😄

omg!look behind you! Theres a one eyed squirrel with the head of a chicken, and frog legs and everything...your gonna take my licence arent you?

sweet

Wha you mean I too drive to drunk?

"fúck you"

🤨 daves alive.... damn teleporation device..

😛

Wanna try come *hic* of my *hic* *hic* *THUMP* *faint*

Hello M***F*** 😛

Officer: say the aphabet bacwards

Man: hafhbasfgjhhvdsfhhgjhhdfjhvsajhasjvasfjb vjvasfhhasdjhvasf asfjhvasf asdfhhujasgdfjkhvas 12

PC's always play tricks on me! god damn them all! I will get them back one day 😠

*Officer approaching vehicle*
Me: Oink! ****ing pig! Oink!!
Officer: *annoyed* Are you making fun of me, sir?!
Me: No, officer. I have Tourettes. ****ing pig!! OINK!!!