I saw this delightfully messed up skit on Saturday Night Live last night. It had Chris Kattan as a pantless hick with a mullet (I have nothing against hicks or mullets - I am a hick and I used to have a mullet). It also had John Goodman as a cop. There was another guy as a cop and What's-Her-Face (can't remember her name) as the trailer trash wife.
It started out as a call to 911. Kattan's character called them because his wife had shut herself in the oven. He kept saying that his wife had locked herself in the stove and he said it in a hilarious voice with a redneck accent. When the police arrived, she was still in the oven. You find out that the reason she was in the oven is because her husband was trying to perform an experiment on her - he was trying to rub a balloon in her hair so he could make it stick to the ceiling with static electricity.
Anyway, there was some arguing and some side-antics and all kinds of hilarious hijinx that would've made you puke with laughter if you were drunk. At the end, you find out that Kattan's character had, at some time in the past, blown off his right thumb with a firecracker (trying to perform some kind of experiment) and had his wife's big toe grafted onto his hand in place of his thumb. 😛