Tex's Solicitor Drama!

OMG! You people aren't going to believe this!!!

So just right now some teenage dude comes to my house, thinking its one of my brothers dumb friends I open the door!

Big Mistake! 😱

He goes on and on about how he's working for some college and that he has to meet and introduce himself to 10,000 people!

Right off the back my instinctive investigative skillz alert me to danger!
This guy had some very raggedy clothes, his teeth had rot on them, he was just yapping away about how he was collecting money for charity as part of his "school credit". Sure...Tex wasn't born yesterday ya know! Although I do have perfect baby skin! 😎

So anyways, this guy was giving me the creeps!
So I start inching back to my door ready to make my escape....!

I politely told him that I already contribute to many charities 😗 and that I was broke and had no money on me or in the house...We'll he didn't like that one bit!

He very angrily said that bored children in hospitals needed my money for books.
Can you believe that?
What a moron!

Needless to say I pulled one of my Keanu Matrix moves 😎 and high tailed my ass back into the house!!

What a creep!
Thinks he can scam Tex!
The audacity! 😠

wow, what a life you lead

😂

😆

i think Tex should be our new detective?

oh...poor traumatised Diva...😐

Thank you all for your support during this trying time.

I'll manage, somehow!

😉

oh the drama! 🙄

hah! Its really funny too....traumatised Tex...hahahaha!!!!!!!! trying to get back into the house!!! Making up some crap in his attempt to escape...hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Now that id give anything to see.....lol

😖leep:zzzzzzz

silly attention whore...

Originally posted by Matrix_man
😖leep:zzzzzzz

silly attention whore...

hah!!

Maybe you're used to such solicitors in your Calcutta neighborhood MM!

My solicitor vagabond is probably a distant cousin of yours! 😛

Originally posted by Tex
OMG! You people aren't going to believe this!!!

So just right now some teenage dude comes to my house, thinking its one of my brothers dumb friends I open the door!

Big Mistake! 😱

He goes on and on about how he's working for some college and that he has to meet and introduce himself to 10,000 people!

Right off the back my instinctive investigative skillz alert me to danger!
This guy had some very raggedy clothes, his teeth had rot on them, he was just yapping away about how he was collecting money for charity as part of his "school credit". Sure...Tex wasn't born yesterday ya know! Although I do have perfect baby skin! 😎

So anyways, this guy was giving me the creeps!
So I start inching back to my door ready to make my escape....!

I politely told him that I already contribute to many charities 😗 and that I was broke and had no money on me or in the house...We'll he didn't like that one bit!

He very angrily said that bored children in hospitals needed my money for books.
Can you believe that?
What a moron!

Needless to say I pulled one of my Keanu Matrix moves 😎 and high tailed my ass back into the house!!

What a creep!
Thinks he can scam Tex!
The audacity! 😠

LMAO!! 😂 your so funny Tex.
Baby soft skin! 😂....... mine too actually! 😛 Do you moisturise?? 😂

How dare anyone try and get one over on the diva! I mean, whats the world coming to?? 😑

Originally posted by Tex
Maybe you're used to such solicitors

Solicitor?!?

Solicitor is a lawyer..

1. solicitor •n. (100%)
Brit. a member of the legal profession qualified to deal with conveyancing, draw up wills, advise clients and instruct barristers, and represent clients in lower courts. Compare with barrister. →N. Amer. the chief law officer of a city, town, or ...

Thank you saucybird!

I know! How dare he attempt to scam me!

I wouldn't mind getting overcharged for a candy bar towards a charity scam, atleast that way I get something to much on!

But $$ for bored children in hospitals....right! 😠

Originally posted by Tex
I wouldn't mind getting overcharged for a candy bar towards a charity scam, atleast that way I get something to much on!

But $$ for bored children in hospitals....right! 😠

Tex...thats a horrible thing to say....😕

Tex wasn't born yesterday ya know!

Although he does have perfect baby skin!

😛

Originally posted by Tex
OMG! You people aren't going to believe this!!!

So just right now some teenage dude comes to my house, thinking its one of my brothers dumb friends I open the door!

Big Mistake! 😱

He goes on and on about how he's working for some college and that he has to meet and introduce himself to 10,000 people!

Right off the back my instinctive investigative skillz alert me to danger!
This guy had some very raggedy clothes, his teeth had rot on them, he was just yapping away about how he was collecting money for charity as part of his "school credit". Sure...Tex wasn't born yesterday ya know! Although I do have perfect baby skin! 😎

So anyways, this guy was giving me the creeps!
So I start inching back to my door ready to make my escape....!

I politely told him that I already contribute to many charities 😗 and that I was broke and had no money on me or in the house...We'll he didn't like that one bit!

He very angrily said that bored children in hospitals needed my money for books.
Can you believe that?
What a moron!

Needless to say I pulled one of my Keanu Matrix moves 😎 and high tailed my ass back into the house!!

What a creep!
Thinks he can scam Tex!
The audacity! 😠

OH GOD INTERNATIONAL CRISIS!