Rubber duck

on the news they showed her video, talking bout it's been banned, or censored, in US and UK.

actually I have no videos on my HD only mp3 songs. I`m not to keen on this video thing. I just love listening to music🙂 Bjørk is not included here though

I just orderd this kick ass MP3 player from the Sharper Image.
It's a cassettetape MP3 player, you download your songs onto it, and then you put it in your tape deck in the car and it plays your songs. It was only like $150 something. It should be here by Saturday!😮‍💨

aughh! that avatar, it burns!!😛

Of course it burns, it's soooo 😮‍💨 HOT😮‍💨, it's Bjork😎

it's okay to like bjørk, but that's not a good picture, is it?🙄

I don't think there are any good pictures of Bjork😄

Your monitor is probably full of greasy lip marks from kissing the pictures of Bjork that I post😛 😛 😛

greasy lip marks? No shit?😮

Yeah, all that fried chicken eatin' and Bjork picture kissin' paints a horrible picture doesn't it. Eeeuww. 😱

😄
Silence!!!! Or I will have to unleash my Bjork powers!😎

Bjork powers include:
- wilting from looks
-severe diareah
-chronic lung disease
-the black death
-instant death
-lack of sleep(at least) she's f****ng scary lookin'!😄

😠 Rrrrrrrrrrrrr😠 you asked for It!!!!!😈
*Texas grabs magic, fluffy, swan feather Bjork wand from left pocket*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
Magic Bjork wand, with your power make that bastard ToMacco cower
*Magic Bjork shaped glitter covers Tomacco*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
*ToMacco is transformed into fluffy swan feather panties*😮‍💨

*ToMacco mails himself to Pamela Anderson's house*😄

*get's rejected and is sent back*

"She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back" -The King 😉

In GTA's voice:
"It's the king, baby!"

*ToMacco is accidently delivered to Richard Simmons' house, who lives next door to Pamela Anderson, Richard Simmons puts on panties and dances to 'Sweating off the pounds Broadway style' exercise video*😛

Is Richard Simmons the guy David Letterman sprayed with a fire
extinguisher?

Tex- you bastard😂

yeah, Letterman sprayed him real good.