Obi-Wan as Ben

Because so many British people start there sentences with "I Say" 😠

Oh good golly, me, Gundy dear. I say, there no need to inform you what's on the menu. It's for Dimmy here, not for you. So, chop chop, away with you. Tally ho.

queeq out

Now please excuse me while I go order the butler around for a bit.

Go right ahead, matey. Let's push this extraordinary little thread of our here to an utterly new record of posts. Allrighty then, here's my bit. It's all yours now, RC, old man.

queeq out

Diiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmm! He's doin' it again.... 😂

Oh well. Time for another lightsabre duel I guess.

<Darth Daft activates his yellow lightsabre>

Hehehe..is it "Pick on the Brit's day?" 😂

Okay...where's my Ding Dong?

*ignites light razor to battle the illustrious RC*

Chocks away, mate. Your feeble powers are no match for my beard.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong.
It's cold now.

queeq out

Oh, it's just a door bell...I thought I was getting a Ding Dong..

*opens the door and draggs the frozen queeq in*

*Dims eats frozen food and drops dead*

Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead. 😂

queeq out

Hey, who let those flying monkeys in??? 😮‍💨

They were Dim's pets. Now, I'm going to kill 'em all.

*bang bang*

Hihihihihihi.

Anyone like monkey stew tonight?

queeq out

Oooohhhh...beware the monkey man. I'll pass on the stew, queeq...even I don't get THAT wierd with my food !!! 😂

Oh well...

<Ratcat pulls a thermal detonator from his pocket and hits the arm button>

Get out of this one!!

*queeq picks up the thermal detonator, puts it in his mouth and waits for it to explode. His cheeks suddenly blow up really far and then... it's all over*

There.

Next!

queeq out

Now queeq talks like he just sucked in helium.

Cool, eh? That's my version of the Smurfs. If you give me some quesadilla's to swallow I'll sing like Liberace!

queeq out

I don't know what you just swallowed but the Thermal Detenator is still sitting in my hand.

You have 3 --- 2 --- 1 --- BOOM!!!!!!

Funny....I don't feel dead *sticks her ghostly head into queeq's belly to see what he swallowed*

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!

Uh huh.

And that's the end of that chapter...

<swishes white skarf over shoulder>