The Gentleman's Club

Hey guys!

Oh Sh!t!

Bye

back here.

*is back*

Where's all the Pimps n Hoes at??

And gimme some alcohol goddamnit!! I'm stressed 😠

*hands the boss a mug of vodka* do you ever sleep? 😛

beer!!!

*takes chug from mug*

Nope.........

hoover

I want a vodka, but I'm not allowed.
I'm finally done washing my clothes, but they've got to hang dry.

*censor*

*Walks in and takes a seat.

*reaches behind bar to secret stash of Ireland's finest whiskey...The Ol' Paddy 🙂

*pours a drink....lights smoke.

I'll give you my fingernail for that drink, Peloquin!

Hmmm fingernail ehy...well as tempting as that sounds...it's my Paddy!!! I'm prepared to defend it with my life...or at least fend you off with the cherry of my cigarette.

How about vodka AND the keys to my safe?

A Vodka for a Paddy? are you mad man? And what's in your safe? Collection of fingernails that look somewhat like celebrities?

fingernail clippings? eww...

No, my fingernail fell off after being black for a few months. It fell off yesterday. In mt safe there are savings bonds for $75 and $100. There's also Pepto Bismol and Cherokee jewelry. And the keys to my Humvee.

😱

Pel!!!

Oh yay!!!

*runs and jumps on Pel, accidentally throwing vodka over front of white top, which rapidly turns see-through*

😗

(thud)

Sy!! 🙂

Nothing like a slight concussion to let a guy know you care.

*Tries really hard to keep eye contact*...you make this hard on purpose . Threatening my Gentlemanly ways.

concussions suck.

I'll say 😖

Arrrggg...Have people yelling at me to get away from the computer and get in the damn car....

Someone get pished with Syren..*places B52-o-matic on bar top. Treat Her right folks 🙂...she's da boss and all.

Later all