The Gentleman's Club

Ahem Linky...I'm on duty now

*chokes*

Pffffffftt....... Linky???

OMG!! 😆

drop the "y".

fire me up something tastey

*pours triple Captain's with dash of coke*

😉

thanks hun! winkiss

*sits in VIP Area with Martini*

Jeez, I get so bored when there's no-one around........

*sigh*

I wonder how I could make things more interesting..... 😖hifty:

*coughdancecough*

Spoiler:
LinkY is right

WTF!? what ahppened!

WTF are you talkin' 'bout

*gets up on stage*

😗

Yay, no more bordom!

*tips hat to Syren*

*grabs pole*

*swings leg up and wraps it round pole, then arches back and flicks hair*

*slides body slowly around pole, down to the ground, and stands back up*

*winks seductively at crowd and pushes hips against pole*

😱

It's cold!!

*turns on the heating*

Bugger, Eastenders is on, brb...........

/\ 😄😄😄

IM BACK!!!!

AND I WANT A BEER 🍺

*feels like complaining*

i'd better shut up..

hi guys.

Uh yo. 😕