The Gentleman's Club

Started by CaPtaInCLaUdiA2,578 pages

I shall celebrate with a drink

yes! YES!! *no!!! leave me, satan!* now you are MINE! *ruuuuuuuuuun!!!! run Jeremy!*

*grabs Jemee*

*pours some vodka for cc*

*looks back semi-stupidly* em...yes..?

your soul is mine, mortal boy.

😕 is that good? bad?

...mortal?

oh shut up! *throws herself on jeremy and drinks his blood* MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HE IS NOW OURS, MY DEAR LORD SATAN!@ *craziness in eyes*

*stares back with glazed look in eyes* 😖

*stares back back, lying on the half-dead stripper* HELLO.

w...why....? death

uhm... cuz... the piggy is fat.

😑

the piggy can rot in hell for all I care.......*dies*

*realises* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?!?!

*sob sob sobbitty sob sob* LIVE! *cracks ribs*

*Takes drink* wooooo!

* gives CC a subway sandwhich * 😄

*weeps in the corner*

i'll get some attention or i should leave?
coz i don't want to interupt in anything.... 😕

yo lf12 thanks yum yum!

I luv those sandwiches!

CLOVIE!!! *runs and cries on her arms* i.. i.. i KILLED JEREMY!!! *weeps* i didn't mean to!!!