The Gentleman's Club

*fixes up candle at the bar*

*lights smoke off it and sits back down. 😮‍💨 (sigh)

Originally posted by Peloquin
*walks to the bar, stumbles a bit*

Hmmm this floor needs fixing it's sinking to the left side.

*holds bottle in my right hand*

Ahh there we go, leveled back up.

That's not good. Sy's needs to check up on here. So how's it hangin?

Originally posted by leatherface12
😐 Im not a pig in the mud.

Yes you are. 😐

😐 No Im not.

Originally posted by leatherface12
😐 No Im not.

Don't worry I'm just playin'! 😉 🙄

Originally posted by SessomaruLover1
That's not good. Sy's needs to check up on here. So how's it hangin?

Tis all good. A little to the left like but...all good. Thanks for askin 😆

Originally posted by SessomaruLover1
Don't worry I'm just playin'! 😉 🙄

I know. 🙂

Hmm... I'm cleared up on being drunk... maybe I could go for some SAKE! *goes up to bar* Do you have any Sake?
Bartender: Here you are
Me: Thank you! *Sits next to Peloquin* I need something to wake me up... *takes a sip of Sake* THAT DID IT!

Originally posted by Peloquin
Tis all good. A little to the left like but...all good. Thanks for askin 😆

Any time! 😄

*looks over*

Well hello there.

I like your idea....get sober by downing more drink. Break through the drunk zone and into oblivion. That's a damn fine idea.

Originally posted by Peloquin
*looks over*

Well hello there.

I like your idea....get sober by downing more drink. Break through the drunk zone and into oblivion. That's a damn fine idea.

Thanx. 😛 GOD THIS SAKE IS GOOD! Have you ever had any Sake? 😄

ok me and my band or merry idiots are going out for a walk.

(motions to the blank space next to him) Follow me you lot.

Catch ya in a bit people.

Originally posted by Peloquin
ok me and my band or merry idiots are going out for a walk.

(motions to the blank space next to him) Follow me you lot.

Catch ya in a bit people.

Later!

Originally posted by SessomaruLover1
Thanx. 😛 GOD THIS SAKE IS GOOD! Have you ever had any Sake? 😄

*Almost at the door, turns around.

Sake...yep. Had a couple of nights on that and each time I try to remind myself not to repeat such a night. Sake is bag hmmkay 🙂 it's also bad! heh heh *falls over* Damn floor.

Originally posted by Peloquin
*Almost at the door, turns around.

Sake...yep. Had a couple of nights on that and each time I try to remind myself not to repeat such a night. Sake is bag hmmkay 🙂 it's also bad! heh heh *falls over* Damn floor.

😆

I've gotta go. Lots of work to attend to. Sorry. I know I just got on but still. LATER! TTYL!

*walks back in.

wait a sec....this isn't my house. How the hell did that happen?

Ahh well. *sits at bar*

*starts to mould melted wax into a shape....

*looks at His sculpted creation... diva

(In a slightly disturbed voice)...This means something.

😮‍💨

little Irish leprechaun pops up on the bar and looks at me.

"You're pretty fu*king bored aren't you Pel."

"I guess you could say that little man, why?...do you have a game we can play?"

"I challenge you to a game of death, we become something and fight till we reach a point where one of us can't be killed"

"Hmmm ok...is there drinking involved?"

The Irish leprechaun give me a "well duh" look.

"Fine then...You start little man"

Leprechaun: "Ok I'm a fire breathing dragon about to fry your ass" *downs shot*

Pel: "I'm a knight in shining armour, a dragon slayer, I'll slit your throat" *downs shot*

Leprechaun: "I'm a disease infected mosquito crawling in between the kinks in your armour to bite you" *downs shot*

Pel: "I'm a frog, immune to your disease and am about to nail you with my sticky tongue" *downs shot*

Leprechaun: "I'm a lizard with razor sharp teeth that's about to rip your little frog body apart" *downs shot*

Pel: "I'm a wild cat seconds away from pouncing on you" *downs shot*

Leprechaun: "I'm a rabid dog with strength enough to snap your little cat neck" *downs shot*

Pel: "I'm a lion, I'll break you in one swipe of my paw" *downs shot*

Leprechaun: "I'm a stampeding elephant about to crush you" *downs shot*

Pel: "I'm a human hunter with a gun aimed right at your head" *downs shot*

Leprechaun: "Ha!! I'm despair I cripple your human mind and bring you to the depths of darkness, here you will shrivel and die" *downs shot*

Pel: (smiles) "I'm hope" *downs shot*

Leprechaun: "Damn...well played."

Cheers little man, hey ...by the way...I'm way pished now. (crawls in the back and crashes out)

Why not have a drink while you're waiting?....

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🙄 😇 🍺

anyone home?

😊