The Gentleman's Club

Whoa pel ya dont have to push me. 😛

Originally posted by bobcrickett
*swings onto the pole, giving everyone a view up my skirt*

*snaps off bra and tosses it to Pel, then grabs a bottle of chocolate sauce and a can of whipped cream...*

Uh oh...chocolate sauce and whipped cream. drool

*grabs candle off bar and sits safely behind it...*tapping leg*

Originally posted by The Vodkanator
ok that's IT. *shuts down the whole electricity and lights*

now say hello to me.

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry..Shakes hand hello, how are you today, care for a drink? 🙂

*points at bar, flashes a little grin before runing back to the table behind my candle watching BC*

*jawdrop* i AM THE BARTENDER, GODDAMNIT!!!

Heya Vampy! *hugs, then tears off your shirt and sprays chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over Vampy's boobs* Whoops! 😖hifty:

*sprays choco sauce and whipped cream all over my own boobs, fondling them and rubbing the sugary stuff around*

*grinds up against LF* Hi there... 😖hifty:

Hello BC. 😉

HOLY GOD!! 😱

Originally posted by The Vodkanator
*jawdrop* i AM THE BARTENDER, GODDAMNIT!!!

Akhem...to steal a line from some movie. I was tending bar here when you were just an itch in your daddy's pants. 🙂

Holds up bartender type black tux, little white gloves...old school.

Originally posted by @ngel
HOLY GOD!! 😱

Well said..

Work it BC work it!! 😆

Vampy's more attractive as a bartender though... 😛

You're more attractive as a guy... 😖hifty:

Do yo thang BC. 😱

*jawdrop* what on earth??? *runs to look for some shirt*

well actually i'm the bartender now, you go watch striptease.

Originally posted by The Vodkanator
*jawdrop* what on earth??? *runs to look for some shirt*

well actually i'm the bartender now, you go watch striptease.

...ok 🙂 I wont argue with that.

Just one thing though...if I may.... Reaches behind bar and grabs a full bottle of absenth.

I do this for my own safety....*downs the whole bottle*

blowup

*Pel falls to the ground*

BC is hot. 😱

*looks down* uh-oh... hmmm... *kicks the body* hello?

*ghostly image of Pel appears in front of LF12*

"LF...LF"...

LF: Pel?

"LF you must go to the PMabah, there you will learn from BC, the dancer that instructed me"

LF: PMabah?...Pel?

"You must go PM BC....there you will learn the true nature of the force"

*ghostly image of Pel fades away*

oh no...

IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME! I SWEAR!

Originally posted by Peloquin
*ghostly image of Pel appears in front of LF12*

"LF...LF"...

LF: Pel?

"LF you must go to the PMabah, there you will learn from BC, the dancer that instructed me"

LF: PMabah?...Pel?

"You must go PM BC....there you will learn the true nature of the force"

*ghostly image of Pel fades away*

Yeah but wait Mr Ghost were did you find out this info? 😛

Originally posted by leatherface12
Yeah but wait Mr Ghost were did you find out this info? 😛

*ghostly image of Pel appears again*

I'm a ghost...we know these things.

*is about to fade away again...stops to have a drink...then fades away*

😛

Ok whatever. 😛