The Gentleman's Club

Started by J_To_The_P2,578 pages

*Lights up a blunt* 😄

what the hell *hits that shit*

r u guys crazy?

No, your just a newb who thinks so. *takes the blunt from RJ after his hit, takes a hit, and passes it back*

um I think I will wait till at lest 5pm anyway g2g

You must live elsewhere, it's 11:05 PM here in jersey. *smokes the blunt more* 😄 😄

puff...puff....passes.....

LMAO!!!! *puffs hard....passes and falls over ROFLMFAO*

puff puff............woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!

* 😆 😆 😆 * OMFG DANCING BANANA LMAO!!!!!!!!! 💃 😆 😆

*floats in carried on the smell....

Rolls a fat one.... 😮‍💨

Passes...

*passes out on floor*

ok I guess I'm passin it from my left hand to my right hand 😉

Starts singing...

I'm just a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America,
Stolen from Africa, brought to America,
Said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America.
Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Buffalo Soldier troddin' through the land, wo-ho-ooh!

😮‍💨 😎 😮‍💨

*Eats a super size bag of doritos red, and ruffles, and passes out sleeping*

its for medicinal purposes, officer, i swear!!!

HOLY SHIT OCCIFER, IT'S HIS POT, HE SAID HE'D BREAK MY LEGS!

*walks up to the cop, looks him in the eye and blows a puff of smoke into His face*

Starts singing...

"its a reefer do you want some policeman,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some policeman,
or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike,
And he took my reefer which he quite liked,
We got to the station and his eyes were all red,
And the sargent said, "constable, your out of your head!"
He said...

"YEAH, its a reefer do you want some sargent,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some sargent,
or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke,
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,
When he got back i'd rolled another eight and they were being passed round every copper in the place

Well i sold then two ounces and one sixteenth,
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seeeeeeeen,
And they all sang together...

"Its a reefer, do you want some Pelo,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some pelo,
Thanks for your company and thanks for the grass!"

it wasnt me, it was the one armed man!!!

*Falls UP the stage, and runs into the back and hides in the girls' changing room, locking self in and hiding*

*grabs a vodka and sits down to chill* hey guys 😖hifty:, wats new?