The Gentleman's Club

Started by Linkalicious2,578 pages

I like the way it feels when it squishes between my toes!!! 😄

YOU REALLY NEED TO DRINK SOMETHING.. I GTG NOW, BE BACK IN AN HOUR, SEE YA

*goes behind the bar and helps self*

hmmm...what to drink...what to drink.

*see's captain morgan's bottle*

a-ha! reaches down and grabs the bottle, then twirls it up in the air and tries to catch it*

CRASH!!!

*glass goes everywhere as the bottle breaks*

opps.....😮

Too much Vaseline. 😂

bye to whoever is leaving.

😂 Link, you are so bad at catching things.

😆 🤣 😂 🤣 😆

OMFGROFLMFAO!!!

Link! Aha!! You actually made me laugh out loud! Oh Dear God boy.......

*runs and jumps on Link but slippy slides down his greased up body and lands in crumpled heap on floor*

*still cackling*

Why is Link covered in Vaseline???

Oh, Hi!

*gets glass stuck in bum from broken bottle*

OUCH!!

cry

haha it made me laugh too, Syren

*gets up and feels buttock gingerly*

I think I need a little help.........

*bends over in front of Link and pouts*

Would you check me Sir?

hi Syren

Hey Mini Hiker.......can you answer a few questions for me, I'm slightly confused.....You were Korri right?

Originally posted by Syren
*gets up and feels buttock gingerly*

I think I need a little help.........

*bends over in front of Link and pouts*

Would you check me Sir?

😱 😮

ummm...

*runs hand smoothly across Syren's butt*

OUCH!!! cry

*gets glass sliver stuck in finger*

owwie!crybaby

*starts sucking finger*

🙁 are you ok?

NO!

*shows Mini small drop of blood on finger*

it's a gusher!

😂

*walks over to Link and looks closely at his finger*

Aaw, baby.....

*slips finger in mouth and sucks gently, looking at him shyly*

awe Link. It'll get feeling better soon

Originally posted by Linkalicious
NO!

*shows Mini small drop of blood on finger*

it's a gusher!

would you like

....an eggo?

*tries looking sauve while getting finger sucked*

woah...we...woah!!!

*slimps clumsily*

😮

aww 😮