The Gentleman's Club

😱 *reaches in pimp coat pocket quick as bundle of $100 bills slips out of rubber band and lands on stage*

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You can't teach an old dog new tricks!!!

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Did I just say that about myself???

*shrugs and continues to grind on stage*

*lays down backwards and rolls over onto stomach*

*pushes self up and walks back over to pole*

*grabs it and lifts leg, wrapping it round pole*

*swings self round and slides to floor*

:: lights a cuban cigar and pull's out 100 bucks to buy some crystale::

:: tells a waiter to send these flowers to syren::

*slips siren the 50$ when she gets close enough*

*stares at $100 bills all over the middle of the stage by Kerry on the pole* F***...*fishes through all of pockets while eyes not moving off Kerry*

*notices money and flowers and thinks it's time for a little more*

*walks to edge of stage and smiles seductively*

*runs finger down neck and along front of bodice*

*slides zip down subtly, revealing soft skin and lacy bra*

*slides zipper further, until bodice falls open*

*looks innocent and drops it to floor*

*takes a seat on the couch* 😊

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:: watches syren wile smoking a cigar::

*Pulls off pimp coat and shakes upside down as 2 bundles of $20 bills wrapped in rubber bands fall out, 1 bundle of $1 bills, and 2 bundles of $100 bills fall out* AH there! 😄 *puts coat back on and starts to count money while snapping rubber band off $1 bills bundle*

*sits at the bar and shreds napkins*

*kicks it off edge of stage*

*leans forward to pick up flowers, showing cleavage*

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*pulls rose from bunch and drops rest*

*smells rose and runs it down neck, clsoing eyes*

*leans head back and allows rose to slide down body gently, moaning softly*

*opens eyes again and throws rose into 'crowd'*

*idly flicks on lighter at the counter* 🥷

*throws a napkin at spears lighter*

*starts to whistle uncontrollably and slides hands full of $1,$20,and $100 bills* 😱 😱

*turns away from crowd and bends over slowly*

*runs hands down inner thighs and sighs*

*lifts self back up and turns, playing teasingly with top of panties*

*pulls panties down, slooooowly*

*lets elastic snap back into place and winks*

*stares uncontrollably nails digging into table slowly* 😱 😱 😱

:: walks to stage and gets a closer look::

:: puts 5 grand in syrens hand and winks::

*eyes money all over stage floor*

Um, could someone trustworthy come pick all this up? My heels are gonna make holes in it 😉

*walks off stage to go get changed*

I need a quick drink and a ciggie guys 😄

*wonders if eyes really can pop out of head, hopes not*