The Gentleman's Club

JUST DISCONNECTING FOR A MIN, BRB X X X

Originally posted by Syren
I DONE STINKFIST A LAP DANCE
GOT REALLY KINKY
DONE YERSS IN THE TOILETS
WHILE THINKIN OF STINKY
I'M SUCH A PLAYER
OR MAYBE A WHORE
BUT I'M NOT BOTHERED
I'LL JUST DO IT SOME MORE

well ive had them both too so were in the same boat!

HEEHEE!! no wonder they keep comin back! GG, did you look at page 173/175?
check it out, trust me!

ohhhh, i gotta discon for bout 10 mins, brb x

Originally posted by thorncrawler
i'm at work, i can't drink, go on then just one

syren hit the music and thorny dance with me ....... and we could have a dance with syren at the same time!!!

*puts christina - dirrty on juke box, turns up to full volume*
"itz about time for my arrival!"
*jumps on stage and begins to grind*
c'mon GG, get up here!

*flips hair over shoulder and struts over to pole, grabs it and swings legs up and spins round, gyrating against it*
gotta practice!

*locks legs tight and leans back so hands reach floor, kicks legs back over head and lands on floor, drops into splits and throws head back, arching back, sits up again and brings legs together and round behind, pushes up onto all fours and begins to crawl forward*

*looks around*
is there anybody here?

yea im back was lookin for you n yerss bit cant find!

*crawls onto stage doing beyonce style dance in nurses outfit!*

yeah soz, i was on the phone and dont have dual band so i gotta discon!!
*crawls along nxt to GG, following her lead*
Bid was takin notes when i was dancin for Stinkfist last nite, i felt really flattered!

jumps up from stage and runs to bar, takes swig of sex on the beach cocktail then walks behind bar*
you wanna practice in the cages?

(okie Yerss this place lost its Coyote Ugly meaning along time ago)

anywayz is there something to drink?

*presses button to lower two cages, then gets in cage, beckoning GG to follow into the other cage*

hey Fire, it never had a freakin Coyote Ugly meaning, for a start itz a lap dancin club not just a bar with a juke box, and for another i didnt base it on a film!
*points to buttons behind bar*
would you be so kind as to raise the cages for me and GG? and help yourself to the alcohol, we're raking in the money so itz on the house!

oh, and could you put some music on? your choice!
*throws Fire a pound coin*

*jumps into cage and starts to spin * he only says this cause i lit the bar on fire and danced in it the otha day!!!

(well actualy lap dancing aint PG-13)

*anywayz jumps over the bar pushs the buttons*
*Takes some Wodka*
*puts on some music, no idea what, just looked for something techno like*

no not tecno some kinda music you can dance to it time!

I was allowed to put on what I wanted and you can dance to techno music with a problem