The Gentleman's Club

hey, i've been sigged 😱 😎

" walks in running" Hi all!!! I need something strong before get back to work!!!! Quickly pls

*get corlindel a Brandy* hope you don't mind saucy

sorry syren

nahhh, thtz cool, i'm gonna get drunk methinks, could i have 3 tequila slammers lined up, a baileys with loadsa ice and 2 shots of pernod? ta x

and a pcket of pork cracklings??

like, now please? jeez, cant get the staff these days!

sorry coming right up *lines up the shots and the baileys* wheres the pornod

I' ll get it for ya syren. Here you go.

Thanks Thorn 🙂 must go i'm late but I will be back for a lap dance later. Reserve a private room pls "throw peanuts to everyone and runs out"

😛

aaaw, knew that'd work, ur all the best really *hugs all*
rite, time to get mullered!
*grabs lemonade siphon and tops each tequila up with it, then grabs a beer mat and places it on top of 1st tequila*
here goes nuthin
*slams tequila down on bar, then quickly removes beer mat and downs fizzing shot, then repeats with other two*
ouch!!! *shudders*

hey everyone 🙂

*feels lightheaded*
woah!!
*picks up both pernod shots and downs them quickly*
mmmmm, aniseed *licks lips*
oh, need a shot of sambuca plz!!

*gets 2 sambuca's* Downs one

*walks in and blends into the darkness unnoticed*🥷

woohoo!! korri baby how you doin? shit, i knew i'd forgotten sum 1 on my sig!!! brb

🙁 thanx

sorted!!
korri, get pissed with me!!
*lights sambuca, waits three seconds then blows out, grips glass and downs*
mmmmm..... *grabs baileys/ice and sips delicately*
now, give me 10 mins and i'll be f**ked as a badger!!!

*wails* where'd everybody gooo??

😆 syren's sig dun hv my name either👿
i'd get you for that -but you're one of us already *shrugs*😉