The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by Delicious1
You think you're kissing enough ass Jttp?

I don't need to kiss ass, Kerry and I are very good friends already, I am just re-building what she once had.

Originally posted by Thorondor
Now now ladies don't make me throw you out 😛

I weigh over 1400 pounds...go nuts. 😉

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I weigh over 1400 pounds...go nuts. 😉

*Kicks in the balls and rolls out the door

don't be in any hurry to come back 🙂

Originally posted by JToTheP
I don't need to kiss ass, Kerry and I are very good friends already, I am just re-building what she once had.

Oh forgive me notworthy 😉

Originally posted by Delicious1
Oh forgive me notworthy 😉

Your forgiven Ashley, no prob! 😄

All I demand if you have fun, no need to bow! 😄

Originally posted by Thorondor
*Kicks in the balls and rolls out the door

don't be in any hurry to come back 🙂

How old are you?

*goes to bar, gets a bottle of gin and juice and goes to the corner, sits on the floor and drinks*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
How old are you?

Old enough to kick you in the balls 😄 and roll you out the door

Originally posted by Thorondor
Old enough to kick you in the balls 😄 and roll you out the door

Uh huh....

Silence with the ridiculousness. Thorondor, and Moose, we will not have any problems in here, that is for sure.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Your forgiven Ashley, no prob! 😄

All I demand if you have fun, no need to bow! 😄

*jumps over bar and grabs a bottle of tequila* yummy

Uh huh

Who's tending the bar? when's the boss coming 😛

Originally posted by Delicious1
*jumps over bar and grabs a bottle of tequila* yummy

Drinking ALWAYS works! 😱

BTW, great sig Ashley! 😄

Originally posted by JToTheP
Silence with the ridiculousness. Thorondor, and Moose, we will not have any problems in here, that is for sure.

Fine. *sits awkwardly on a chair in the corner with a Moosehead beer*

*finishes polishing .44's and rests them at thighs, and slips tranquilzer guns into body hostlers, as well as tranq darts into pockets, and walks behind bar, putting on apron*

Hmmm a moosehead beer, sounds intresting. Can i have one please 🙂

*pulls out a clean mug and fills it up with moosehead beer and slides it down to Thor*

Hey Moose, nice to have you here big guy.

I hope you're not antagonising my clientele...........

Oh, and if you think us stupid or strange, I've only one thing to say to that.

In fact, I doubt I'd have to say it at all, everyone I know will quote it for me 😊

Thank ye 🙂, hmmm tastes like....BEER 😱

Could I get a Martini?

Ash, come join me chica, and Brent, John, Clovie and Thor. DRINKS ON ME GUYS!!!