The Gentleman's Club

aha - the proprietor has arrived - im alcaholic - someone stole all the booze! *looks sidewards at sniper*

*raises a bottle to syren*
working, thanks to you. and i think the ladies are asleep 😬

Originally posted by eggmayo
and if so, what colour is your divine moosesabre?

Flesh coloured....wanna see it?

i've been tending the bar, there havent been many ladies around 🙁

Originally posted by Syren
🤨

What happened to my club?

Where are the alcoholics? And the hoes?

😠

Mmmmm...HOES....*drool*

no thanks, much as id like to see ya try and fit a moose into a photocopier or scanner

Originally posted by eggmayo
no thanks, much as id like to see ya try and fit a moose into a photocopier or scanner

I wouldn't have to fit the WHOLE moose in there...

😆 try it!

well, if you can tear yourselves away from that riviting conversation for a moment, can i get you anything?

Originally posted by sniper
well, if you can tear yourselves away from that riviting conversation for a moment, can i get you anything?

Hey! He asked me about my Moosesabre!

Yeah, gimme a Moosehead...and not my own...or anyone's I know.

sure... vodka on the rocks with a twist

*pours vodka on rocks with twist for eggmayo*
uhh, i dont believe i've heard of a moosehead, do you know how to make one?

i do - i think... you get a mooses head and marinate it in red wine?

Originally posted by eggmayo
i do - i think... you get a mooses head and marinate it in red wine?

Uhh..no...it's a beer.

ooooooooooooooooo

ok, let me take a look in back, with our imports....
*looks around back*
oh, we have it. here ya go.
*passes the moose a moosehead*

can i have a proper english beer plz?

which would you like?

what you got?

Originally posted by sniper
ok, let me take a look in back, with our imports....
*looks around back*
oh, we have it. here ya go.
*passes the moose a moosehead*

Gracias Senor...

And by the way, this is Moosehead: