The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by total metalhead
*bangs on the counter*
hey girly! i need a drink over here!

😛 😛 😛

no1 calls me girly!😛😂
but i can make an exception for now😗
name your poison👿

"GO THORNY, ITZ YA BIRTHDAY, WE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITZ YA BIRTHDAY, WE GONNA SIP BACARDI LIKE ITZ YA BIRTHDAY, AND YOU KNOW WE DONT GIVE A F**K COZ ITZ YA BIRTHDAY!
You can find me in the club,
a bottle full of Bud,
My mind got what you need,
you need to feel the love,
I'm into havin sex,
I ain't into makin love,
so come give me a hug,
you'll end up gettin drunk!"

*JUMPS ON STAGE, A LITTLE PISSED BUT STABLE, AND GRABS MICROPHONE*
who's lookin for sum action then?
i need to hear you yell!
*holds mike out towards crowd (of three)*

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
*walks over bends down and stares straight into TM's eyes*

no1 calls me girly!😛😂
but i can make an exception for now😗
name your poison👿

good good.

can i get a double whisky please? im feelin adventurous tonite.

*yells over to bar*
Bloomi, let him go! he's a customer!

Originally posted by Syren
*JUMPS ON STAGE, A LITTLE PISSED BUT STABLE, AND GRABS MICROPHONE*
who's lookin for sum action then?
i need to hear you yell!
*holds mike out towards crowd (of three)*

😕 .......er yeah woooo!!!

*wolf whistles for attention of crowd*

Originally posted by total metalhead
good good.

can i get a double whisky please? im feelin adventurous tonite.

*smiles serenely*
thankyou TM, now what is your pleasure?

woooooooooooooooooo, and i got a song too

Originally posted by Syren
*yells over to bar*
Bloomi, let him go! he's a customer!

Hey! *hic* Bloooomi, i hearded that! i mean, heard that, of course i dooooo.....ooo...whoops!
*falls on ass, again*
think i may just stay down here!
*crawls to edge of stage and perches there*

hey thorny baby!
yep, a song for you 😍

Originally posted by Syren
*smiles serenely*
thankyou TM, now what is your pleasure?

my pleasure? that would be.....bloomi of course! 😱 😱 😱

*takes drink, resists urge to slap bloomis butt as she walks back*

im a gentleman im a gentleman......

Originally posted by Syren
Hey! *hic* Bloooomi, i hearded that! i mean, heard that, of course i dooooo.....ooo...whoops!
*falls on ass, again*
think i may just stay down here!
*crawls to edge of stage and perches there*

*sigh*
i'm blissfully happy!
*looks confused*
or maybe dangerously drunk!
*hops off stage and falls over chair*

Originally posted by total metalhead
my pleasure? that would be.....bloomi of course! 😱 😱 😱

*takes drink, resists urge to slap bloomis butt as she walks back*

im a gentleman im a gentleman......

sure you are😗

I'm not out! No way! Nope! Not a chance! Never!
*slaps hand over mouth and mumbles....* mmm, mm, mmmm Thorny mmm, mm, mmmm!!

*still sittin on floor, looks up and notices thorny lookin down sternly*
could ya perhaps kindly maybe help me up again? i promise i wont fall!
*puppy eyes at thorny, and holds up hand*

pleeeeze?