The Gentleman's Club

Started by Thorondor2,578 pages

*starts strolling about again.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Yes damnit...where is my Moosehead?!

Oh it's right here..*points to his own head and laughs like a loon*

hem...anyhow...may I please have a beer please?

You said please twice, or am I just really, really drunk.

Originally posted by Thorondor
*starts strolling about again.

*whispers to Corran*

Why is that man strolling about aimlessly?

That's my Bouncer 😒

Originally posted by Corran
You said please twice, or am I just really, really drunk.

Ah my good friend..I am Canadian...we are VERY VERY polite.

Thank you for noticing though, thanks.

That's her bouncer, I wonder how far off your antlers he can bounce.

😒 😠 furious

Notice my wrath beeatches.

Originally posted by Syren
That's my Bouncer 😒

That's not a bouncer...and someone hired me some time ago, although I never seem to get any shifts. 😠

Originally posted by Corran
That's her bouncer, I wonder how far off your antlers he can bounce.

We could always find out.

Throw him here.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
That's not a bouncer...and someone hired me some time ago, although I never seem to get any shifts. 😠

*sigh* If you actually took the time to read the thread, although I admit it's a feat, but I've done it, then you would understand that had you been employed you would simply come and go as you please and wages are there, guaranteed 🙄

Originally posted by Syren
😒 😠 furious

Notice my wrath beeatches.

Me thinketh the lady doth have anger issues.

Perhaps you would like to sit and tell us your troubles?

Perhaps you could take your meds?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
We could always find out.

Throw him here.

Touch him and die, moose.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
We could always find out.

Throw him here.

*throws thor* - do you know how hard that is to say drunk, let alone do?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Me thinketh the lady doth have anger issues.

Perhaps you would like to sit and tell us your troubles?

Perhaps you could take your meds?

I already took them. I'll be alright in a minute, let me switch.

Originally posted by Syren
*sigh* If you actually took the time to read the thread, although I admit it's a feat, but I've done it, then you would understand that had you been employed you would simply come and go as you please and wages are there, guaranteed 🙄

I don't work for money.

But seeing as you moan all the time you ain't getting a job near me 😛

Originally posted by Syren
Touch him and die, moose.

Are you talkin to me? Are YOU TALKIN TO ME? You must be talkin to me, coz I don't see any other moose in here!

Oh damn...she's talking to me!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Are you talkin to me? Are YOU TALKIN TO ME? You must be talkin to me, coz I don't see any other moose in here!

Oh damn...she's talking to me!

I....I....I, oh f*ck it, I lover you winkiss

Originally posted by Corran
*throws thor* - do you know how hard that is to say drunk, let alone do?

Sorry...I forgot about your inebriatateness.

Is that a word?

Originally posted by Syren
I....I....I, oh f*ck it, I lover you winkiss

Now that's better sweetie. I was begining to feel a lack of love here. 😍