The Gentleman's Club

Started by Canadian Moose2,578 pages
Originally posted by AvP
so you think you can get away that easily mr moose

*looks at him with a complete lack of interest, yawns*
Yes...actually.

🙄

Scott, that set off my bad joke alarm...

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*looks at him with a complete lack of interest, yawns*
Yes...actually.

😆 That was Texilicious baby!

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
🙄

Scott, that set off my bad joke alarm...

It was AWFUL wasn't it? I felt cheap and smarmy after typing it.

just kidding buddy

how ya been

Originally posted by AvP
just kidding buddy

how ya been

Meh...good enough I suppose, how are you mate?

Everyone's happy 😊 Time to get pissed.

Originally posted by English Moosette
Everyone's happy 😊 Time to get pissed.

*leans back, tipping the chair, rests his feet on the table, closes his eyes*

I'm tired....

Tired....yeah...

😊 hello beautiful people

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*leans back, tipping the chair, rests his feet on the table, closes his eyes*

I'm tired....

*straddles lap gently*

*leans forward and brushes cheek with hair*

*whispers*

Can I get you anything, Sir?

meh heh heh...

Who want s to wake up with some stripper action

*The lights dim and a curvish figure walks out ans the spot light gazes down and theres CherryPie looking very stunning and in a red lacy see through dress, she walks with a mic in her hand and the piano goes on and she sings to her delightful crowd they all swoon over Cherry and her grace*

Originally posted by English Moosette
CherryPie, you've got the imagination but sweetheart, we're a sophisticated establishment. You wanna keep the job, you clean up your act. As entertaining as you obviously are, you're still letting the side down. I wish you could have seen the girls who danced here last year, OMG, they were some hot honeys. And they were good, talented and classy. This also goes for those pathetic losers who post filthy actions that are completely unnecessary and demean the thread. Get a goddamn life, ok? One more thing, Cherry, another stunt like that with Moose and I'll break your face 😊

toot

Answerphone message for a Ms Cherry Pie 😗

Originally posted by English Moosette
*straddles lap gently*

*leans forward and brushes cheek with hair*

*whispers*

Can I get you anything, Sir?

*opens eyes - smiles*

I think I have everything I need right here...

Cherry, m'dear, you simply need to learn how things are done around here.

Hi Shells and Korri 😊

what do you mean?

WHAT DO YOU WANT!

*saying ina sexy voice they glisten the air*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*opens eyes - smiles*

I think I have everything I need right here...

*brushes lips against yours*

You bet your ass you do.

*Cherry then peels off her dress and comes down the stripper pole and requests a customer for a wild ride and the whip comes magically in her hand*

I'm waiting😉

Originally posted by English Moosette
*brushes lips against yours*

You bet your ass you do.

*puts my arms around your waist and pulls you closer to me*

Baby, you think I don't know it?