The Gentleman's Club

Started by Canadian Moose2,578 pages
Originally posted by English Moosette
Why would she do all these things just to get a hold of you? I'll loan you for the right price naughty

Mmmm? She's hunting Foxy. You get to hunt, shoot and capture me. You can use me for a blanket....or sumpthin....

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Mmmm? She's hunting Foxy. You get to hunt, shoot and capture me. You can use me for a blanket....or sumpthin....

Oh, you didn't emphasise the "you" part.... I assumed you mean that one gets to hunt you, not specifically me 😊 So I can skin you, tan your hide and cloak myself in you? Oddly arousing....

My second name actually originates from 'tanner'.

Originally posted by English Moosette
Oh, you didn't emphasise the "you" part.... I assumed you mean that one gets to hunt you, not specifically me 😊 So I can skin you, tan your hide and cloak myself in you? Oddly arousing....

My second name actually originates from 'tanner'.

My bad...

Yeah, YOU get to hunt me.

Arousing eh? Seems a bit extreme if you ask me....you can cloak yourself in me whenever you want to. 😮‍💨

That's true, but then there's no 'fun' coupled with 'the chase'... I love that part 😖hifty:

Originally posted by English Moosette
That's true, but then there's no 'fun' coupled with 'the chase'... I love that part 😖hifty:

Ahhh....*looks around*

*grabs a twig, places it directly in front of his face*

Come get me. 😖hifty:

*raises eyebrow*

A twig? Is that all you got baby?

🙄

*barks attractively*

Oh well.....

*scampers after the antlered one*

Originally posted by English Moosette
*raises eyebrow*

A twig? Is that all you got baby?

🙄

*barks attractively*

Oh well.....

*scampers after the antlered one*

A TREE twig, darling...not MY twig. 🙄

Nice bark...sexxxxxy even.

*trots off into the forrest*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
A TREE twig, darling...not MY twig. 🙄

Nice bark...sexxxxxy even.

*trots off into the forrest*

Yah, I actually knew that 😑 You're the one with the perverted mind 😛

*snaps at ankles*

🤨 Wait, do Moose have ankles??

Originally posted by English Moosette
Yah, I actually knew that 😑 You're the one with the perverted mind 😛

*snaps at ankles*

🤨 Wait, do Moose have ankles??

*stops* 😑

I don't know... 😕

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*stops* 😑

I don't know... 😕

*sniffs part of leg where ankles should be*

Doesn't look like you do. But, since I'm down here naughty

hello kear-bear hug

g'morning scott hug

Originally posted by English Moosette
*sniffs part of leg where ankles should be*

Doesn't look like you do. But, since I'm down here naughty

Woah! 😗 That's not my leg...*looks down*

Oh, you knew that... 😛

Originally posted by shellie
hello kear-bear hug

g'morning scott hug

Mornin Shellfish, how are you sweetie? 🙂

Good morning, all.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Mornin Shellfish, how are you sweetie? 🙂
quite well...and yourself ?

Originally posted by fever red
Good morning, all.

Hulloh Kate, good to see you darlin. 🙂

Originally posted by shellie
quite well...and yourself ?

I'm goodo, thank you. Cold.

Good to see you too. I'm grand- I'm off to get Guasha at my acupuncturist. Hurrah!

Originally posted by fever red
Good to see you too. I'm grand- I'm off to get Guasha at my acupuncturist. Hurrah!

What the HELL is Guasha?

Anyhow, I see you had a good time with Foxy... 😉

You guys, you sorted things out? Nice of you to keep me updated Scott....