The Gentleman's Club

*fixes up a bartop full of slammers*

naughty

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol i drive a car...

Oh ha ha funny guy! lol

yes yes i try... and wheres my shirly temple... please

Well you don't try to hard then do ya! tongue

Back in about 30 mins! Sy keep a slammer for me!

I'm gonna keep your seat warm honey knickers cry

*cough*whats a slammer, *cough*

Tequila Slammer recipe

Tequila
Salt
Lemons

Lick the back of your hand, put salt on the (now) sticky back of your hand, lick the salt, down a large dose of straight tequila and then bite into the lemon.

Ok... so the other stuff I copy & pasted was wrong? dontgetit

Tequila Shooter recipe

1/2 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Soda Water

Pour into a shot glass, cover with a coaster and bang the shot on a table really hard, twice: It will turn blue. Then lift the coaster and shoot.

There, I think we are all educated enough by now.

*grabs tequila bottle and takes a huge gulp*

😱 ssssmokin

Tequila cures flus! ✅

*raises hand*

Yah, so I totally have flu.

*gulps down more tequila*

Hey.

Tequilas good.

Tequila!!

Im all out of threads to reply in.

Syren, a traditional Margarita? Cuervo, Tequila, Lime, on the rocks?

droolio pimp i wish i worked here again.

am i missing anything kinky?

Originally posted by eggmayo
Im all out of threads to reply in.

Me too. 😛

*looks around*

A severe lack of service in here. Wheres the staff? dontgetit

I am just a dancer don't look at me *gulps down tequila*

WOO

lets dance!

😱 damn i hate being designated driver, *slaps a 5 on the table* another shirley temple please