If you want to be...? 😛
Just to be safe, I'll assume it was either GasPain or Prof.Chaos, both real smartass newbs.
Shellie, to the jacuzzi with me!
*falls out of sky, into jacuzzi, which has brown water in it from the rust*
Eh...let me clean it first... *spits out rusted water and screams something about blindness*