The Gentleman's Club

😂 thats a dangerous question to ask any guy

i didn't say you'll recieve anything you want. nono
it was the general question.

😂 well in that case...you, me, kitchen, 5 mins 😈 🍺 we'll make beautiful filets together

filets? 🤨

lol nevermind... how bout you pick up my tab from the bar

😕 coz everything what comes to my mind when i think filets is fish

you may consider it done 😉

so.. feel free to start cleaning 😊

ya filet of fish

okie dokie, *rolls of sleeves picks up pale and mop*

🤨 i have no idea what could be nice about fish.

and how is cleaning going? 😊

you got some dirty a$$ floors, wat have u been doing on them

it wasn't me 🙁
that were them *points*

those ol dirty bastard$

and they didn't even pay for all the stuff they've ruined 🙁

I am going to kill my friends, they got me THREE condoms for a prank birthday present.

most guys would say thank you

And they were like, top notch.

I'll still kill them.

they should have bought you 5? 🤨

You made me choke on my gum Clovie...

5, what the hell.
I'll ram them down their throats.

I'll get them a freakin dildo, or worse, I swear i'll do something horrible to them.

you really choked it? 😂 sowwiee..
i was kidding dev

and you're right. it is a bad idea for a present. i would prefer some book, or cd or sumfin..

Glad you agree.