The Gentleman's Club

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Da Moose Gone

Hello Shellfish. *hug*

shellie ubuntu

Originally posted by Da Moose
Hello Shellfish. *hug*
*huge hugs* Hi sweets , hows my favorite scott this fine Friday afernoon ?

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ahem...Scottster? Oh Lord.. 🙄 😂

All I care about is that she is breathing. Saucester...Sauceman...Saucerelli....

give me a minute ill have to check my KMC address book scottmeisteroni

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by shellie
*huge hugs* Hi sweets , hows my favorite scott this fine Friday afernoon ?

I'm groovy I suppose, my hellatious lil tarheel. I've decided not to complain, so I ai't gonna. Life is tooooo short.

A4E Senior Member

groovy?? lol

shellie ubuntu

Originally posted by Da Moose
I'm groovy I suppose, my hellatious lil tarheel. I've decided not to complain, so I ai't gonna. Life is tooooo short.
a big amen to that 😊 .....scottmeisteroni 🙄 😂

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by a1hsauce
give me a minute ill have to check my KMC address book scottmeisteroni

You have KMC lil black book?

Excellent. Anyone you set me up with...tell them this:

Single Moose, 26, lives in palacial forrest setting. 18 hands high, 1400 pounds. 4 manicured HUGE hooves, muscles to spare. Orgasmic antlers, fun for more than one friend.
Likes pine cones and swampy areas.

A4E Senior Member

nono how 'bout syren? 😛

hey shellie... remember me??

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by shellie
a big amen to that 😊 .....scottmeisteroni 🙄 😂

🙄 This could get silly, Shelly welly bo belly banana fanna fo felly me my mo melly...

A4E Senior Member

...Ive been listening to the same song 6 times 😐

a1hsauce Senior Member

its more of a KMC chictionary.... but ahhh ya with a resume like yours shouldnt be hard to find a good specimen... orgasmic antlers 😆 oh man

shellie ubuntu

yes Martin , i remember , hi sweetie

i need a drink, im starting early todday, any suggestions Scott ?

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by a1hsauce
its more of a KMC chictionary.... but ahhh ya with a resume like yours shouldnt be hard to find a good specimen... orgasmic antlers 😆 oh man

You'd think so...but...the girls...they don't seem to like me very much..cry

A4E Senior Member

Originally posted by shellie
yes Martin , i remember , hi sweetie

i need a drink, im starting early todday, any suggestions Scott ?

hey there 😄 hey remmber u werre learning espanol, what happened with that??

Da Moose Gone

Originally posted by shellie
yes Martin , i remember , hi sweetie

i need a drink, im starting early todday, any suggestions Scott ?

I suggest you stop drinking, it only masks things, Michelle.

I still can't believe you're Michelle Pfeiffer....holy oh God... 😱

Da Moose Gone
Originally posted by A4E
hey there 😄 hey remmber u werre learning espanol, what happened with that??

She can't remember English so well now...

a1hsauce Senior Member

Como?

its hard to please women mooseman thats one thing uve taught me

shellie ubuntu

Martin > my teacher got to busy for me 😑

Scott> 😱 oh yeah, I forgot my own name, IM Michelle Pfeiffer...I think i want my autograph droolio

Da Moose Gone

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Como?

its hard to please women mooseman thats one thing uve taught me

😂 I taught you that?

Da Moose Gone

Originally posted by shellie
Martin > my teacher got to busy for me 😑

Scott> 😱 oh yeah, I forgot my own name, IM Michelle Pfeiffer...I think i want my autograph droolio

🙄 Who dee funk deed you tink I was talkin to woman?