The Gentleman's Club

Started by Devalion2,578 pages

ummmm nice language!!!

*emerges from VIP room , sits at bar and waits for bartender to show...*

*sits*

Hello shellie 🙂

hi Arach , how you doing ?

*bartends*

*slams open door, looks around, collapses on floor*

*kicks a1hsauce while hes down*

uuuuhghghghghhhhhhhh

Originally posted by eggmayo
*bartends*
hi sweetness...im in need of the items on my list...think you can get them for me ?

1. bowl of fresh sweet strawberries
2. a couple of glasses
3. your finest champaign

oh and where can i get a cheesecake from ?

Originally posted by shellie
hi sweetness...im in need of the items on my list...think you can get them for me ?

1. bowl of fresh sweet strawberries
2. a couple of glasses
3. your finest champaign

oh and where can i get a cheesecake from ?


*Gets all that from various cupboards and bakes cheesecake*

😊

wakka wakka!

hell, i dont care about egg stealing that shit, just as long as he dont take the liquor, but NO SPAM will be posted here, so arachnoid, dont make me get physical

hi Dave, bye Dave 😊 *takes items from my list and cheesecake, grabs some flatware and returns to the VIP room closing the door behind me...*

I want to go to the Vroom Vroom Room!

*walks in*

^^Whoa now that's what I'm talkin 'bout, this place is starting to look better, hey baby...come to Butthead naughty

*notices the bar is actually closed and was too stoned too realize that he was actually talking to a poster*

Oh well, might as well take the opportunity to dig into the good stuff while I'm here, you guys really need to get better security around here...hehe....wine

sry im late guys!

need anythin?

*falls through roof*

people im still lying here collapsed on the floor

Whatddya expect, CPR?