The Gentleman's Club

Started by Clovie2,578 pages

Originally posted by a1hsauce
droolio...well looks like youre a pro at it ✅
i got contract here signed on 666th page 😛 so a bit ago eyes

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Don't push it lady *smiles evily, than starts to laugh* Forget about it, my job makes money not an issus *gets a bacardi bottle, a coke, and fresh yellow lemons* You have any prefered matter of getting this made? Shaken, stirred, or the American mix?
shaken, please swank

lol a contract by syren?

Originally posted by Clovie
shaken, please swank

*give you a two finger salute* yes mam *shakes and prepares your drink. Than calls a little hispanic boy to carry your drink to you, slipping a 5 in his pockets.* What do you know, your own private bell hop...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol a contract by syren?
yeah....cry

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*give you a two finger salute* yes mam *shakes and prepares your drink. Than calls a little hispanic boy to carry your drink to you, slipping a 5 in his pockets.* What do you know, your own private bell hop...
i didn't undertand the last part 😮

*takes drink from a boy and gives him a peck* thanks winkiss

Originally posted by Clovie
i didn't undertand the last part 😮

*takes drink from a boy and gives him a peck* thanks winkiss

(the kid gets a five every time you order a drink. Like your own private waiter) *Goes back to polishing the glass.*

aww....that's cuuute 😱 😮

Originally posted by Clovie
aww....that's cuuute 😱 😮

I thought you'd like it. *Two large muscular men, stand near the door.* Finally the bouncers came...

Who bumped this thread?

It's awesome. Reading through it reminds of the old school days of KMC. 🙁

Did someone mention muscular men? droolio ..not too muscular though I hope..don't want any DeNiro's in here 😖

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I thought you'd like it. *Two large muscular men, stand near the door.* Finally the bouncers came...
sure i do winkiss

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Who bumped this thread?

It's awesome. Reading through it reminds of the old school days of KMC. 🙁

moi purplequeen1
coz it's calssic ✅

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Did someone mention muscular men? droolio ..not too muscular though I hope..don't want any DeNiro's in here 😖

your normal stereotypical bouncer guys...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
your normal stereotypical bouncer guys...

hey, DeNiro's perfick! 😛

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
hey, DeNiro's perfick! 😛

Nah, I was thinking a little bit bigger...

sure talk about DeNiro

*takes bottle and blanket and goes to the corner*

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Nah, I was thinking a little bit bigger...
*loses interest in bouncers*

Originally posted by Clovie
sure talk about DeNiro

*takes bottle and blanket and goes to the corner*

I charge 20 bucks a minute if you use the corners for anything other than making out. 5 bucks penalty if you take more than a drink...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*loses interest in bouncers*

That's ok, they were gay anyway...

DeNiro's huge.

Name anyone who is tougher than that mofo?!

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
DeNiro's huge.

Name anyone who is tougher than that mofo?!

He has no neck 😐

Oh, really?