The Gentleman's Club

Started by Revernd Maynard2,578 pages

Originally posted by Count Dooku
I came here to set this party off, now lets bounce tonight.

If you don't let me come through the front, i'll come through the side.

Cuz i don't ever wanna lead a gang without at least saying goodbye.

So all the people on the left, all the people on the right, drink that one more time.

🙄 you're cool wanker

Originally posted by DarkC
I meant Bun Bun.
admit yo' do' swings da udder way ma girly man an' you b awrite!!! *smacks dark's butt*
Originally posted by Coldfire
Alrighty *puts them on* 😛

😉

You gotta dance for me too ✅

yesss!! wench...er girl after me own heart says me gaffer.

robbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh that'll be in the VIP room.....a little.....horizantal dance naughty

Oh really?? naughty
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I'm as suprised as you are....*starts to put on makeup* i cant belive i would ever know how to walk in high heels *puts in earrings* now...what will ya have for a drink shugah

😏

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
then you've never imagined much...try it once, twice and three times, anymore than that you're hooked fo life

but I dont have a pair stilettos with nine inch heels 😛 So I cant get hooked fo life 🪩

Originally posted by Coldfire
Oh really?? naughty

😏

yes really evillaugh

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
🙄 you're cool wanker

Bah, you have no right to set those emoticons towards me. I am a certified Gentleman, comprende? I have certification papers in my back pocket!

*Pulls out Forms and shows to Maynard*

Boom, son. Now let me sit down, i have a leg cramp, goddamnit.

Originally posted by Enslaved
robbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!

howdy euro

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
admit yo' do' swings da udder way ma girly man an' you b awrite!!! *smacks dark's butt* yesss!! wench...er girl after me own heart says me gaffer.

Yeah you better watch what you say buddy or I won't dance for you 😛

Originally posted by Count Dooku
Bah, you have no right to set those emoticons towards me. I am a certified Gentleman, comprende? I have certification papers in my back pocket!

*Pulls out Forms and shows to Maynard*

Boom, son. Now let me sit down, i have a leg cramp, goddamnit.

......*looks at paper*.......this is from the McDonalds Institute of Clowns and Certified Gentlemen....where did you get this.....out of a happy meal?

Originally posted by Coldfire
Yeah you better watch what you say buddy or I won't dance for you 😛
how about me naughty

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
......*looks at paper*.......this is from the McDonalds Institute of Clowns and Certified Gentlemen....where did you get this.....out of a happy meal?

GACK!

Someone in here has seemed to have switched my papers....

*Mysteriously pulls out a Katana from nowhere....*

Whoever has my papers, give them to me or i will rip you all apart, damnit! I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY LEG, FOR CHRIST SAKES! GIVE ME THE PAPERS!

😐

Originally posted by Count Dooku
GACK!

Someone in here has seemed to have switched my papers....

*Mysteriously pulls out a Katana from nowhere....*

[B]Whoever has my papers, give them to me or i will rip you all apart, damnit! I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY LEG, FOR CHRIST SAKES! GIVE ME THE PAPERS! [/B]

😆 *looks at katana....this is plastic 😱 FROM MCDONALDS....YOU NEED TO STOP EATING THERE AND GETTING YOUR CERTIFICUTS AND KATANAS FROM THERE!!!!!......okay?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😆 *looks at katana....this is plastic 😱 FROM MCDONALDS....YOU NEED TO STOP EATING THERE AND GETTING YOUR CERTIFICUTS AND KATANAS FROM THERE!!!!!......okay?

*Looks at his Steel Blade....*

Um.... You ok???

And... What is that bag sticking out your pocket?

*Quickly pulls it out, revealing an ounce of Hash.*

That explains a whole lot....

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
yes really evillaugh

😏
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
how about me naughty

But of course *sits on your lap*

Originally posted by Count Dooku
*Looks at his Steel Blade....*

Um.... You ok???

And... What is that bag sticking out your pocket?

*Quickly pulls it out, revealing an ounce of Hash.*

That explains a whole lot....

well yes...i am the bartender...sometimes we do need to....ahem....indulge a little to make the day go by....but its okay...i have a note from the doctor *takes out note*......holy shit its your gentlemans certificut.......all right sir.....heres your seat

Originally posted by Coldfire
😏

But of course *sits on your lap*

w00t i got coldfire on my lap

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
w00t i got coldfire on my lap

Damn you!

Originally posted by DarkC
Damn you!
evillaugh