The Gentleman's Club

ill stop... for now

step 1 of evil plot completed... mwahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa *realizes everybody is hearing him* err step 1 of evil plot to bring down the party of the century is complete 😖hifty:

LTA if u dont stop it ill sit on u and feed u coffee till u sobar up

ooo my god look at the mess ive made.
*gaps and collapses, making barbies job esier*

that's a punishment??

coffee doesnt sober people, neither does showering or any of that, it just makes u a very alert, drunk with a smashedd up face...

good thats him out for the count*puts LTA head on her lap and carries on cleaning the cuts*

*sigh*
*goes back behind the bar*
this place is being taken over by li'l kids....*shakes head*

yerrs can u get me some ice a towel and some boiled water please

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
*sigh*
*goes back behind the bar*
this place is being taken over by li'l kids....*shakes head*

here have a bottle of free vodka *tosses it to bloomi, hten gos back to unconsciousness*

bloomi u may havta cal an amublance i dunno LTA has smashed his face bad i could stitch the cuts myself but dont wana hurt him!

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
*sigh*
*goes back behind the bar*
this place is being taken over by li'l kids....*shakes head*

callin me a kid bloomi??? if i remember rightly, im a year older than you.... 😄

*laughs *LTA r u really unconcious ? i think ur enjoying this aint ya?yeh well im not putting nurse outfit on if thats what u think not got changed for work yet

Originally posted by sk8rpunkbarbie
bloomi u may havta cal an amublance i dunno LTA has smashed his face bad i could stitch the cuts myself but dont wana hurt him!

nah he looks better with a smashed face.

*shakes head*
*picks up the phone n dials for an ambulance**5 min later she puts it down*
they're comin.

erm ok TM erm i cud stitch him up myself but i dunno hes uncincious could have concussion or worse 🙁 mite knock some sense into him he he 🙂 no no didnt mean that *carries on cleaning him up*

good LTA open ur eyes for me honey dont go to sleep come on open ur eyes for me

Originally posted by total metalhead
nah he looks better with a smashed face.

lol yeah it's an improvement i'd say✅

*pats side of his face*LTA come on love wake up*

*suddenly wakes up, cuts bruises, and smashed in face reverted to normal*

Im a quarter vampire... thanks a lot stinky!!!

lol