The Gentleman's Club

Started by Grand Moff Gav2,578 pages

I dont think this thread is allowed

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
I dont think this thread is allowed

F*ck off F*ckhead.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
I dont think this thread is allowed

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared of the cooties? Please. Grow up.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
Is that not an *illegal* post
dunno really...let's see, hmm

oh yeah, right here on page 5345 paragraph 6B subparaph 1-F4 section G line 46 says the use of "HUMPFEST" is NOT illegal and is therefore to wit according to article 19 must be used in accordance to which it is therefore stated for just cause and is allowable to those that follow said clause of subclause to wit. However if said word is said to be illegal by one Grand Moff Gav, then said person is to be punished by the wearing of a pink tutu and white nylon fishnet stockings and forced to dance to the music of Macarena.

Originally posted by Hornyman
*Gets a bat and proceeds to beat Faenor ot death*.
sorry mah man....kinda busy here!!!

Originally posted by Hornyman
F*ck off F*ckhead.
Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared of the cooties? Please. Grow up.

I just want attention plus this is the internet and this whole thread is a bit sad!

Originally posted by Fëanor
dunno really...let's see, hmm

oh yeah, right here on page 5345 paragraph 6B subparaph 1-F4 section G line 46 says the use of "HUMPFEST" is NOT illegal and is therefore to wit according to article 19 must be used in accordance to which it is therefore stated for just cause and is allowable to those that follow said clause of subclause to wit. However if said word is said to be illegal by one Grand Moff Gav, then said person is to be punished by the wearing of a pink tutu and white nylon fishnet stockings and forced to dance to the music of Macarena.

sorry mah man....kinda busy here!!!

I stopped adn started hitting on the pole.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
I just want attention plus this is the internet and this whole thread is a bit sad!

You think this thread is sad? Then go away and don't bother us. 🙄

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
I just want attention plus this is the internet and this whole thread is a bit sad!

Please, go away and fantisize about Brad Pitt liek you normally do.

Originally posted by DarkC
How about a lap dance?

*goes over to you grinding on your lap* naughty

Originally posted by Hornyman
Please, go away and fantisize about Brad Pitt liek you normally do.

well thats me told

Originally posted by DarkC
You think this thread is sad? Then go away and don't bother us. 🙄

what and miss out on this fun

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
*goes over to you grinding on your lap* naughty

*grips your bum and rocks you back and forth* drool

Originally posted by DarkC
*grips your bum and rocks you back and forth* drool

❌ Yuo don't know how to recieve a lap dance do you?

Originally posted by Fëanor
dunno really...let's see, hmm

oh yeah, right here on page 5345 paragraph 6B subparaph 1-F4 section G line 46 says the use of "HUMPFEST" is NOT illegal and is therefore to wit according to article 19 must be used in accordance to which it is therefore stated for just cause and is allowable to those that follow said clause of subclause to wit. However if said word is said to be illegal by one Grand Moff Gav, then said person is to be punished by the wearing of a pink tutu and white nylon fishnet stockings and forced to dance to the music of Macarena.

sorry mah man....kinda busy here!!!


Very busy naughty

Originally posted by Hornyman
❌ Yuo don't know how to recieve a lap dance do you?

Course not!

Originally posted by DarkC
Course not!

You do absolutely nothing. Just let them grind on you.

Originally posted by Hornyman
You do absolutely nothing. Just let them grind on you.

Nothing? Damn.

Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
I just want attention plus this is the internet and this whole thread is a bit sad!
well if you want...i've got a pair of tutus and some ballet shoes you can wear. and i'm sure maynard wouldn't mind giving you tips on the art of makeup!!!😱

now where's my hunny? drool

Originally posted by Fëanor
dunno really...let's see, hmm

oh yeah, right here on page 5345 paragraph 6B subparaph 1-F4 section G line 46 says the use of "HUMPFEST" is NOT illegal and is therefore to wit according to article 19 must be used in accordance to which it is therefore stated for just cause and is allowable to those that follow said clause of subclause to wit. However if said word is said to be illegal by one Grand Moff Gav, then said person is to be punished by the wearing of a pink tutu and white nylon fishnet stockings and forced to dance to the music of Macarena.

sorry mah man....kinda busy here!!!

wow i actually read all that shock i'm proud 😖

Originally posted by DarkC
Nothing? Damn.

Yup. Later though, you can hump and grope all you want.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nothing? Damn.
i gotta go anyway 😛 till next time 😛 hug