this is funny but hope no one gets offended!
Afghan TV Guide
MONDAYS8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"WEDNESDAYS8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"8:30 - "That Taliban Show"9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"10:00 - "Veilwatch"THURSDAYS8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"FRIDAYS8:00 - "Judge Laden"8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"9:00 - "What Law & Order?"9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"10:00 - "No-witness News"