The Gentleman's Club

*starts singing drunkenly * for hes a jolly good fello...

What in Sam hill? Who let you into my bar?

Originally posted by Syren
This club is for the elite. The ladies we employ are the most stunning, luxurious creatures on the face of the planet. For a price, they will twist, writhe and shake their beautiful bootys to any music. Enter, and live out your wildest fantasies. We are clean, sexy and promise to show you a good time. Anyone will be admitted, but be careful, the ladies are not all quite as they seem. we serve a multitude of refreshments, order ANYTHING your heart desires.

Wow Syren your hubby to be is lucky indeed. Now here's a 50 get to move'n shake that arse indeed and bring me a citron and tonic with a lime! 😉

*takes a flask out of over coat and drinks * ahhh now that ive sobered up ,give me your strongest drink ,in your largest glass

Originally posted by darksora
*takes a flask out of over coat and drinks * ahhh now that ive sobered up ,give me your strongest drink ,in your largest glass

*takes you to Paris and has you arrested for having flask*

Originally posted by Itzak
*takes you to Pairs and has you arrested for having flask*

Originally posted by darksora
a flask is a bottle dude
i want propose a toast ,to a long relationship for me and my beloved Quellefathwen

And is also illegal in Paris. 😐

will u quit with leagality and have a drink man

Originally posted by Itzak
And is also illegal in Paris. 😐

* jumps behind the bar * what can i get u spawn

Originally posted by soleran30
Wow Syren your hubby to be is lucky indeed. Now here's a 50 get to move'n shake that arse indeed and bring me a citron and tonic with a lime! 😉

First of all, I'm not married.

Second of all, I won't move a toe for a $50.

Lastly, I own the place eyes

throws her a suitcase full of money * theres a good 110,0000$ in there motivation enough

w00t
my old roots

Originally posted by Storm
*grabs pole with one hand, crosses legs around it and bends backward*

I would just like to quote storm from waaaaaaaay back in '03

droolio

oh man i missed that well theres my stripper moment from my bachelor party cause she said i couldnt make a thread for one

Oooh, bring on the quotes from the past... those were good times 😱

very good times droolio

So, go... find the good posts. Bring them to me eyes

*walks in, looks arround* Wow, a lot has changed since I was last here! *notices new furniture and dance poles* Awww!, but here's that good ol' bar I used to dry hump all the time! Good ol' Bessie! *dry humps the bar* Boo-yah!

It makes me want to cry... all the lovely people who used to post. Look;

Originally posted by Matrix_man
TAKE IT OFF!!!!

Originally posted by BidMyBlood2Run
*stands on stage with hands on her hips, glaring at MM* This is a gentleman's club

Originally posted by yerssot
MM... the lady is offended, you don't want that!
*looks menacing*

Originally posted by BidMyBlood2Run
*gives a seductive thankful smile to the bouncer* thank you

Originally posted by silver_tears
Im here to apply for a job....

Originally posted by yerssot
*nods at Bid*

silver, syren runs this place, you can apply when she's here

Originally posted by silver_tears
She asked me to work here 😛 in a PM even

Originally posted by yerssot
need to see that written down, black on white first

Originally posted by Storm
it' s true 'though 😛

Originally posted by yerssot
well, syren places you and Bid in charge, so if you stand in for her, I don't mind
*nods to silver*
Only doing my job, miss

Originally posted by silver_tears
*ponders whether to leave* well what else would I be doing here 🙄
I didnt come here to watch the girls 😛