The Gentleman's Club

Started by Legion_of_Maul2,578 pages

*childish voice* yipeee, y'hear that i get to leave on a star ship 3po i hope mom doesn't sell you or anything.

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Good..*puts away .98 and finishes on Bloody Mary* There you are madam..enjoy
thank you *sips drink while eyin Legion_of_Maul suspiciously*

Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
*stares at lillith's breasts, but avoids her noticing and looks away whenever she looks at me*
*asks bartender if he will allow me to kill Legion_of_Maul without calling the cops*

Originally posted by Lillith_MacBeth
*asks bartender if he will allow me to kill Legion_of_Maul without calling the cops*
*throws her my .98* Go right ahead..fully loaded..

*hands Legion the lauger* Enjoy ur last moments..

*finishes on whiskey*

*notices a problem* hey sweet cheeks what you got there...oh a gun er uh did i call you sweet cheeks..er *pulls shirt collar, then remembers lightsaber and force skill* well, that shouldn't be a problem is it? can i get my order to go?

I just handed you your drink..get outta here..

*leaves the whiskey on the counter for Valharu to pick up*

I'm heading to bed..i'l be back here tomorrow..

*grabs .98* Sorry, I need it..

Night..

Bartender, this shot of whiskey has a hair in it!!!!!!!!!!
I asked for 2 hairs!!!! Pour me another one. 😠

*before he even drink the drink gets drunk, and passes out*
waiter: is someone gunnna take care of this man?
Macbeth: sure i got this one. *pulls out knife*

Originally posted by Valharu
Bartender, this shot of whiskey has a hair in it!!!!!!!!!!
I asked for 2 hairs!!!! Pour me another one. 😠
..*puts another hair in it*

Take it or leave it kid..

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
..*puts another hair in it*

Take it or leave it kid..

I'll take it. And it's Billy the Kid. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
*before he even drink the drink gets drunk, and passes out*
waiter: is someone gunnna take care of this man?
Macbeth: sure i got this one. *pulls out knife*
*snaps Legion_of_Maul's neck then turns back to my drink, finishes it, thanks the bartender, and sits elsewhere

🍺 Who's getting laid tonight?

I know that Itzaks getting laid by Vinny

Is this...is this the Gentleman's Club?! 😱

Good times, gooood times.

How's everyone tonight? My jacuzzi still here?

Good thing there's a load of hot young women on KMC that enjoy giving themselves over to manly men in here like there were two or three years ago.

Oh wait, there aren't. ermm

Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
*notices a problem* hey sweet cheeks what you got there...oh a gun er uh did i call you sweet cheeks..er *pulls shirt collar, then remembers lightsaber and force skill* well, that shouldn't be a problem is it? can i get my order to go?
u may have force skills but u got nothing on the darkside my friend i sugest u leave her alone*uses a extremely powerfull mind trick on *
Originally posted by K.Diddy
🍺 Who's getting laid tonight?

I know that Itzaks getting laid by Vinny

I Knew they were gay !!

bartender ill have a large gass of the whskey u got

*slides a whiskey down the bar*

I'm bartender now. 🪩

* the whiskey drinks * wow this is strong how old is it

*swings by*

Holy crapola, this place is still standing?

*proudness*

*walks in* *dry humps bar* Just like old times! 😄

Ahh the old joint still up.

I got my first hummer in here.