The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by Syren
He was? 😱

It was something along the lines of her ass is so............I forget the rest.

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He ain't never seen my ass mhm

Don't shoot the messenger.schmoll

leftright

I'm sorry?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't shoot the messenger.schmoll

evillaugh

Originally posted by Syren
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He ain't never seen my ass mhm

I have to! 😠 You took pictures of it and sent them to me.

Besides, you honestly think that blinking red light on the ceiling of your bathroom is just a flaw?

Originally posted by Syren
leftright

I'm sorry?

That's better.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*shoots*

evillaugh

*Dodges*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I have to! 😠 You took pictures of it and sent them to me.

Besides, you honestly think that blinking red light on the ceiling of your bathroom is just a flaw?

It's "I have too!" eyes

I did, yes... probably. At some point. But the ass has changed, so theoretically you've never seen my (current) posterior.

Ha! You can't con me with cheap tricks! I am un-cheap-trick-connable. Oh yeah mhm

*runs to check bathroom ceiling*

Originally posted by Syren
It's "I have too!" eyes

I did, yes... probably. At some point. But the ass has changed, so theoretically you've never seen my (current) posterior.

Ha! You can't con me with cheap tricks! I am un-cheap-trick-connable. Oh yeah mhm

*runs to check bathroom ceiling*

Check your underwear too. He "uses" them.fear

How is he getting hold of my underwear through a blinking red light on my bathroom ceiling??

Hang on, that light, it's just a distraction isn't it. A distraction so he can climb through my bedroom window and steal my panties? shock

*yells*

Moose! If you're in my knicker drawer you better replace whatever you steal. Pervert.

*locks self in bathroom*

Originally posted by Syren
How is he getting hold of my underwear through a blinking red light on my bathroom ceiling??

Hang on, that light, it's just a distraction isn't it. A distraction so he can climb through my bedroom window and steal my panties? shock

*yells*

Moose! If you're in my knicker drawer you better replace whatever you steal. Pervert.

*locks self in bathroom*

He can smell our fear.😐

Originally posted by Syren
It's "I have too!" eyes

I did, yes... probably. At some point. But the ass has changed, so theoretically you've never seen my (current) posterior.

Ha! You can't con me with cheap tricks! I am un-cheap-trick-connable. Oh yeah mhm

*runs to check bathroom ceiling*

*sniffs in disgust*

I'm this alarmingly sexy and you're correcting my spelling? schmoll

Originally posted by Syren
How is he getting hold of my underwear through a blinking red light on my bathroom ceiling??

Hang on, that light, it's just a distraction isn't it. A distraction so he can climb through my bedroom window and steal my panties? shock

*yells*

Moose! If you're in my knicker drawer you better replace whatever you steal. Pervert.

*locks self in bathroom*

😮 *sheepishly dumps basket of panties on floor*

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And don't let me catch you with your hands in my panties again.

Originally posted by Syren
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And don't let me catch you with your hands in my panties again.

😂 Are you hitting on me?

No, it was just the most inappropriate/appropriate response I could think of at the time. Credit me, you know it was funny.

Originally posted by Syren
No, it was just the most inappropriate/appropriate response I could think of at the time. Credit me, you know it was funny.

I did credit you. You'll see it reflected on your next invoice from me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Are you hitting on me?

You're all pawns in this game of chess mwahaha

Originally posted by Syren
You're all pawns in this game of chess mwahaha

I'm the fecking Queen.

😑

King! KING! 😕