The Gentleman's Club

oh dear, i think i may be turning into Sk8rPunkBarnie. i'm posting like a maniac!
*grabs throat, eyes bulge, and syren drops to the floor, squirming like a madwoman*
urrggghhh...gurgle....urgghh
*lifts one hand up, rolls over, then lies completely still. there is a deathly hush, then syren jumps up in the form of Sk8r*
hi everyone how are ya do you wanna know what i did today well first i got up then i put my dressing gown on then i went to the bathroom then i looked in the mirror then i nearly shit myself!!!!! and also i am a dancer and a model and a paramedic and a vampire and loads of other stuff that i cant make up right now off the top of my head but i'm not a liar and i'm really sorry to everyone coz i know i'm annoying and stuff and i cant spell but there ya go!!!!
*drops to the floor again, rolls over, sits up and looks confused*
what the hell just happened there guys?

😆 syren!!!!!
*jumps on top of syren n pins her onto the floor*
i'm NOT gonna let you go any more crazy!!!!

sorry, had a moment!

bloomi and syren wrestling on the floor??????

Yeah, baby!!!

but please ppl, sumone's gotta teach sk8r how to use PUNCTUATION!

this place sure has a weird effect on people dont it....

😆 i agree😂

*pins her down harder*
but you hvta CALM down first!!
ONE of her is more than enough!!😂

*jumps up and grabs bloom, does a little ditty on the dance floor*
"i cant make head nor tail of what that girl is writing, no, no, nooo!"

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
bloomi and syren wrestling on the floor??????

Yeah, baby!!!

wheres a hosepipe when you need one???

ok ok, i'm calm
*goes limp in bloom's arms*
oooh, i feel weak, i'm, like, dying or something!

hey everyone, what's up?

Syren, y0u w0uldn't happen 2 look like the limp girl in yo thread, do you?

Originally posted by total metalhead
wheres a hosepipe when you need one???

poor poor syren....*hugs tight*

*pinches bloom on the bum*
ahahahaha!!! gotcha!
Jeez, i'm in a freaky mood tonite!
ANYONE WANT A LAP DANCE?
or should i say, "nice, clean, nuthin goin on here officer, booty call?"

ouchies!!*rubs the spot*
cheeky are we...😈

this thing still exists?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Syren, y0u w0uldn't happen 2 look like the limp girl in yo thread, do you?

hey! pimp daddy, motha f***a, bling bling, watcha talkin about, limp gal in my thread!!

Originally posted by Fire
this thing still exists?

yeah!
u pessimistic fun hater you!!!
watcha gonna do about it then?
*raises fists and begins circling Fire*

🙄

umm.. right *walks back out*