The Gentleman's Club

Started by LethalFemme2,578 pages
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That sentence....wants to make sense, but it just doesn't.

You just want to be an ass and you're doing a terrific job at it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Since you're here can I have the day off?leftright

Oh, right, so you don't do a second of work when I'm not around, the thread lies dormant for the duration of my absence and then you expect time off when I do come back?? 😠

Of course you can, and if you're planning a shopping trip, pick up those black stilettos I pointed out last week, ok? eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can't really tell you here, other than to say it's a self pleasuring device for women, and possibly gay men, that you sit on.

And, I guess I just DID tell you here.... 😕

Thanks. I hate that it sounds a little like my name disgust

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, right, so you don't do a second of work when I'm not around, the thread lies dormant for the duration of my absence and then you expect time off when I do come back?? 😠

Of course you can, and if you're planning a shopping trip, pick up those black stilettos I pointed out last week, ok? eyes

They make your legs look amazing.blush2

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, right, so you don't do a second of work when I'm not around, the thread lies dormant for the duration of my absence and then you expect time off when I do come back?? 😠

Of course you can, and if you're planning a shopping trip, pick up those black stilettos I pointed out last week, ok? eyes

Thanks. I hate that it sounds a little like my name disgust

Anyhow, it's not shaped like you, or anything you have, so it's all good. 🙂

Gonna go eat now.

Stay where you are, don't leave, don't move, I'll be back.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They make your legs look amazing.blush2

Don't they? 😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Anyhow, it's not shaped like you, or anything you have, so it's all good. 🙂

Gonna go eat now.

Stay where you are, don't leave, don't move, I'll be back.

Well, that's me told. I feel rather like a Sybian in the process of being used 😕

Originally posted by Syren
Don't they? 😮

Well, that's me told. I feel rather like a Sybian in the process of being used 😕

Can....can I?😮

Well unless he puts you in his nono special place.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can....can I?😮

Well unless he puts you in his nono special place.hmm

no clue what the hell you guys are talkin about and i dont think i want to know

what do you think they were talking about

Rude things blush2

*dusts off the bar*

yeah the probably were

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*dusts off the bar*

*puts dust back on* 😈

*settles down on fav. armchair*

*gets self a drink and ignores the approaching shift at work*

😊

*Buffers a table in the 'red' corner*

bartender give me the strongest whiskey in the place* takes the bottle then goes and cries in a corner while drinking it *

*yawns*

😴

Originally posted by Syren
😴

😂

I really should go to bed, I have work tomorrow yawn