Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~Yeah, I'm about to hit the big 2-0, myself. Hard to imagine good ole Axel as an adult, I know. Its just an age, I assure you.
Getting precariously close to 30. It's like a death sentence. Help me stay young...for the love of cows man, HELP ME!!Dream no longer kemosabe, I am here for your chatting up pleasure. 🙂
Cool. Now get naked. sly
Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah, I'm about to hit the big 2-0, myself. Hard to imagine good ole Axel as an adult, I know. Its just an age, I assure you.Cool. Now get naked. sly
Yeah, but, uh...innit 18 considered an adult? 😕 Either way, no, I still picture you as that nude little altar boy I used to......err.....I mean.....I still.......golf...in the....summer....*cough*
Done! 😱
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~Every year I say I'm going to be an adult. Every year I have failed miserably. Though yes...I...*cough*....Like to golf....in....altar...nude....golf.
Yeah, but, uh...innit 18 considered an adult? 😕 Either way, no, I still picture you as that nude little altar boy I used to......err.....I mean.....I still.......golf...in the....summer....*cough*Done! 😱
HOT BUTTERED POPCORN!!! 😱
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Getting precariously close to 30. It's like a death sentence. Help me stay young...for the love of cows man, HELP ME!!Dream no longer kemosabe, I am here for your chatting up pleasure. 🙂
I usually go for guys between 30 - 40 131
I like my men like my wine, matured with a good body awesome
Originally posted by Ax3l
Every year I say I'm going to be an adult. Every year I have failed miserably. Though yes...I...*cough*....Like to golf....in....altar...nude....golf.HOT BUTTERED POPCORN!!! 😱
At least you have adult body parts. 😬 Well, except for that ridiculously small penis.
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I usually go for guys between 30 - 40 131I like my men like my wine, matured with a good body awesome
😆 In 3 months, I'll BE between 30-40, and because I'm such an alcoholic, I actually kind of have a wine smell to me....*cough* and I stagger a lot.....and, well, throw up on myself sometimes.... 🙁 ...and my body has warts....
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
At least you have adult body parts. 😬 Well, except for that ridiculously small penis.😆 In 3 months, I'll BE between 30-40, and because I'm such an alcoholic, I actually kind of have a wine smell to me....*cough* and I stagger a lot.....and, well, throw up on myself sometimes.... 🙁 ...and my body has warts....
What a wonderful picture you paint 😐
I'd still have you tho awesome
Originally posted by Ax3l
Great. Don't go and spread that around. I don't think I have it in me to send around another mass "Proof" PM.
Additionally, who wants to have to either save it to their computer just so that they can upsize the picture in order to view it, or waste time trying to find a magnifying glass? You're being very considerate by not showing us.
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
What a wonderful picture you paint 😐I'd still have you tho awesome
As what? An experiment? Or circus attraction?
[QUOTE=]Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Getting precariously close to 30. It's like a death sentence. Help me stay young...for the love of cows man, HELP ME!!
Dream no longer kemosabe, I am here for your chatting up pleasure. 🙂 [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=]Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah, I'm about to hit the big 2-0, myself. Hard to imagine good ole Axel as an adult, I know. Its just an age, I assure you.
Cool. Now get naked. sly [/QUOTE]
30+ club is where its at. whip2flirt1
I didnt even feel like an adult until I hit 30. 😖
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~Oh, good times.
Additionally, who wants to have to either save it to their computer just so that they can upsize the picture in order to view it, or waste time trying to find a magnifying glass? You're being very considerate by not showing us.
Wait a second. Are you calling my penis small!??!
30+ club is where its at. whip2flirt1
I didnt even feel like an adult until I hit 30. 😖 [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah, but Shells, most days you can't even remember your name. And sex must be totally non existent. I have an appointment with my doctor to get some viagra.
And it must suck to have to wear - ahem - adult incontinence products... 🙁
Originally posted by Ax3l
Oh, good times.Wait a second. Are you calling my penis small!??!
Yes. Yes I am. 🙂
[QUOTE=]Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
30+ club is where its at. whip2flirt1I didnt even feel like an adult until I hit 30. 😖
Yeah, but Shells, most days you can't even remember your name. And sex must be totally non existent. I have an appointment with my doctor to get some viagra.
And it must suck to have to wear - ahem - adult incontinence products... 🙁
[/QUOTE] Names are over rated. ermm
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Pfft....mhm You'd have to have your prefferred customer card, and I KNOW I didn't give YOU one of those.
no, you gave me a deferred customer card! 🙁 😕
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Talk about a slow night.
*grabs a beer from behind the bar and kicks off my boots*
Hey watch them boots, there's a dogs a sleepin down 'ere! 😛