The Gentleman's Club

*cough LTA cough*

Yeah, they've enough interlect to create fantasy worlds inside their heads to make up for the fact they arent getting any in real life.

sounds like you 🙄

OMG!!!

ZOMBIEMAN, YOU ARSE!!!

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ON HERE BEFORE, AND THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS FREAKIN FORUM IS THAT PEOPLE CAN COME ON HERE AND TALK ABOUT THINGS THEY WOULD NEVER SAY IN REAL LIFE!!!

BECAUSE..... AS IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED..... THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE, IT'S A PLACE WHERE WE MEET AND ENJOY ONE ANOTHER'S COMPANY, AND YOU SHOULD NOT COME ON HERE JUST TO DISS THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!

I AM INSULTED THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY CLUB, AND FOR ANOTHER THING MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE THAT THEY TEACH IMAGINATION, COZ YOU BLATANTLY NEED SOME!!

THIS PLACE IS OBVIOUSLY POPULAR, I'M NOT BEING BIGHEADED, BUT THERE ARE ENOUGH PPL WHO COME IN HERE AND ENJOY THE ENTERTAINMENT AND CONVERSATION.

SO YOUR OPINION, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT, REALLY DOES NOT MATTER TO ME COZ I HAVE PLENTY OF PPL WHO HAVE NICE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS PLACE, AND AS YOU CAN SEE THERE HAVE BEEN ABOUT 9000 REPLIES, AND YOU ARE ONLY ONE OF THEM!!!!!

GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY!!!

*takes a step back* 😖

oh no!
yerss, don't be afraid, i am fiercely protective of my ladies and gents, as you can probably see!

never saw you this angry before 😖
but I like it ... a lot 😉

no-one is going to diss this place, least of all some pathetic little kid who hasn't even read the first three pages, let alone understand the bond we have all made here!
yes i mean you Zombieman! Or should that be Zombie- BOY!

do go on syren 😉

oh i'm angry alright!
i've just had my fella leave me, so no f**ker is gonna piss me off from now on!
but you are my special bouncer guy, and i loves you loads, you just make me melt.
but i g2g now, tho i will return 2moro nite, okie?
*hugs yerssot tight and kisses him gently on the mouth*
we got something good!

oh, definitly syren 🙂
*squeezes you gently*
I'll do some special bouncing 😄

*walks back in* 😄

hello! *walks in*

hey hey *yawns* Im so bored *pouts* 😊

me too 🙁

want anything *jumps over bar and lands gracefully* 😇

root beer! 😱

*slided root beer down bar* 😊

HELLO!

*hugs syren* sorry to hear about that syren(the guy thing)