The Gentleman's Club

Started by silver_tears2,578 pages

its from the simpsons 🙄

simp...sons? like jessica simpsom? nothin to do with this guy at all, right? homer

SIMPSONS ROCK MY SOCKS OFF

*walks in, sits back at bar relaxes, pulls out book and reads quietly.

*walks in* hey were's the action 🙁

*jumps on Force* hiya babe!

Originally posted by BidMyBlood2Run
*jumps on Force* hiya babe!

bid! you were online? you didn't send my pm back 🙁

anyways wassup 😄

I just got here babe... cool ur jets 😉 I'm good, how are u?

sorry 😮 i'm pimptastic, of course, but i'm alittle thirsty, and haven't gotten much eye candy lately 😉

haha... I think I can help u with that 😉 *slides across the bar top to the other side* what can I get for ya?

well for starter i'll take a cup of you 😉

but fo real i guess i'll take a bacardi

*get him his bacardi* Well... if you're a paying customer... I can dance 😉

well even though i'm a bouncer i do have some money *wave around a 100 dollar bill* there's more where that came from 😉

*sneeks in, grabs a chair*

STOP YOU CHAIR THIEF YOU!

does this count as bouncing material?

Originally posted by dave123
STOP YOU CHAIR THIEF YOU!
NO, ive been caught 😱

Originally posted by dave123
STOP YOU CHAIR THIEF YOU!

OMFG!! Dave......

😆

ROFLMAO!!!

*walks over to Bar and orders drink*

Could I get a Tequila, loving the Tequila at the mo'.......

*goes in the back to find some clothes to change into*

Oh, Bid?

There's a new extension been built onto the back of the Club, filled to the brim with shoes, clothes and ultra-stylish accessories.......

We got Burberry, Gucci, Armani, Versace, Prada, Dolce and Gabbana, Helly Hansen, Julien MacDonald, Luis Vuitton............

Take your pick, Employees get a 50% Discount!!

*goes into store and re-emerges an hour later loaded with bags, then heads upstairs to cahnge*