The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by Daedalus
*discreetly plants some C4 on the key structural points of the building*

*finds C4, finds Daedalus,and takes them both round the back into the alleyway for some intimate introductions........*

C4, meet D.......... *lound scream*

D, meet C4.......... *yelp of immense pain*

You might wanna get a surgeon take a look at that...... *nasty laugh*

Now get the f*ck away from my Club, if you come back it had better be to spend some money, b!tch..........

I'm sowwy bawling pray will you ever forgive me? *jumps on you and gives you a big kiss, then slides some C4 under the table*

*watches you with amusement*

I take it you like to blow things up?

*hands you a key to the Warehouse out back*

Blow things up to your heart's content, there's an Armoury round the side 😉

Originally posted by $¥®€Ñ
*cage judders to a halt*

*smiles again, steadied once more, and slams Pel against opposite bars with one hand*

Oh yay, oh yay, the Goddess is here........

*holds Pel against bars while she begins to writhe up against opposite side, letting go of him she turns away and drops to ground, then on knees turns back to face him and looks up at him from under eyelashes*

*looks at Pel, holding gaze for a split second too long and blushes*

*throws head back and rises to a standing position, legs spread she begins to run her hands up her body, caressing her breasts and running hands through her hair*

*lifts leg onto Pel's shoulder and licks thumb, then runs it down front until just above her waistband*

*unclasps skirt hook and slips it off, hangs it on Pel's other shoulder, then drops leg slowly*

*notices Fallen in amusement, but concentrates on Pel*

*leans in towards him and pushes him gently to his knees*

*runs fingers around top of thong teasingly, then turns around and leans forward so Pel is looking directly at pert butt*

*begins to wind body to music, hands on knees and looks through bars straight at Rex, then licks lips and winks at him*

*turns again and looks down at Pel*

Are you prepared?

*pulls his head slowly towards crotch as she leans her head back and winds hips in a circular motion mms from his face*

*gently begins to bend knees and ends up in front of Pel, looking directly into his eyes*

*holds his chin up, locks eyes, and reaches around to unclasp bra*

*whips off bra and pulls Pel up into a standing position, then lays bra gently across his neck*

*leans forward, places his hands on her breasts and licks him teasingly across his lips*

THAT, my clients and staff, is what we in Stripland call a Personal.
I'm not conceited, but that has got to be the best dance I ever gave anybody!! 😆

NEXT???

Crasher? That's what I got up to last nite 😮

elloooooooooooo ellooooooo ellooooo \o/ *gets his fruity trousers on* 💃

*bends down and begins to munch the end of Crasher's pants*

Mmmmm...... strawberry flavour.......

👆 brb goin 4 a pancake 😄

*drools*

Pancakes.......

Tell me the recipe babe, I can't cook to save my life..........

*is bk* mmmmmm 🙂 syren u haven't stopped munchin my pants av u??

u gotta munch all the way, jus no bitin nr the top...

*continues to munch, then drags you into the back room*

*you stumble out half an hr later wearing nothing but boxers*

hi honey finished your romp yet?

😱 GG!!!

Yup......

so hows you babe?

sorry im great! just sittin wi ma mate u? hee hee!

I'm lookin at all the extra smilies, ONLY just figured out how 2 use them......

*points to self*

I'm such a dumbass........

hey my girls are here *waves some money around*

*hint hint* 😉

*walks in, goes over to dark corner, and bangs head on wall*

Originally posted by Aqua
*walks in, goes over to dark corner, and bangs head on wall*

wallbash

Yeah, I know the feeling.......

diva

How much you waving Forcizzle??

you wait to long, i g2g go in like 2 min... how fast are you? 😖hifty:

oh and i believe that i'm holding a coupl 100s' in my hand 😄

*looks up, runs after force and tackles him, taking the money.*