The Gentleman's Club

not here

oh alright that bites too

scott was but now he's gone...

yea he had some things to straighten out coughgirlfriendscough

i figured...

yea girls throw themselves at him it doesn't make any sense 🤨

whos scott?

sandman26, the bartender. he left KMC. i really miss him.

yea the 6'3" email stealer

*wakes up from behind the bar. YAAAAWN!!

Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.... Tea...ahhhhh

*notices Pel and hurriedly sorts hair out and checks lipstick in compact*

Hiiiiii Baby............

ugh...the recent turn of events have made me so sad 🙁

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*notices Pel and hurriedly sorts hair out and checks lipstick in compact*

Hiiiiii Baby............

WOW you look great today babe 🙂 how ya doin?

*gets a call

I have to go, I'll be back.

*hops in silver Shelby, burns tires and drives away.

* waiting to see some pole action *

*pats hair again and sighs dramatically*

Obviously I'm not attractive enough to keep his attention........

I know I'm a muppet, gullible and blonde (metaphorically speaking, my hair is ACTUALLY purple), but I really never thought I could make a guy LEAVE so fast........

you got my attention

😮

*giggles wickedly*

drink?

*nods*

Um, could I get a Martini please?