The Gentleman's Club

KEANU HATER!

I didn't say I hated him. He is very attractive and likes to be well lubricated when he takes it.

furious

A pity Syren never came back. Am I the host in her absense?

not if your going to be so evil 😒

But I would never sexually exploit anyone unlike that other boy who was here last night 😇

say what? 😬

What was his handle? Linkalicious or something... he was a boy 2 years older than I am.

rrrrite... 😕

Then I get to be host on an ethical basis.

well stop being so resentful 😛

OK, this place is such a mess that Syren will probably collapse again when she sees it - but I don't usually mind the place being a mess, so... where are the Red Bulls?

in the fridge

Eugh! There's a carton of sour milk in here!

Ok enough tidying! Where's my fix!! 😠 😠

up your ass keanu-hater 😛

Ok, this place is very drab. I think a poster of Carrie Ann Moss would look well over the mantlepiece.

no i dont think so

OK, I'll put a poster of one of the photos of Syren that everyone was banging on about a couple of nights ago!

✅

Where are the diahorrea cures, I remember my trouble finding one a fortnight ago - any elite club must have them as part of the service!