The Gentleman's Club

i know well its still daytime

hello!

Hello times 2!

How are you? Have I met you before?

Nope. If you had, my name would have probably been in your sig. Seems everyone you know already is! 😄

lol, 411 is awfully popular 😄

hello

Heh, heh...

I'm not. I am only popular among Halflings, who are grateful for my service as bringer of the ale.
But this is the Gentleman's Club, not the Gentle Witchqueen's Club.

Originally posted by Dogbert
lol, 411 is awfully popular 😄

Really? 💃

Hi, DarkNaz.
Didn't see you come in. I was checking out the Elf men. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LegolasLover411
Really? 💃

What Elf man? 😕

Just popping in, I'm the doorman, but here are some low alcoholic beverages for any clientele in here.

Originally posted by Dogbert
According to yoor sig, you seem to be popular ✅

What Elf man? 😕

No. I just make alot of friends.

Alcoholic! Gimme... Nazzies need nourishment!

Elf men that are invisible to today's mortal eye are the ones I'm looking for.

I already have Legolas and Haldir. Elf guys are so0o0o0o0o sexy in tights!

They're not the only ones...
Which pair of tights should I get this week?

As I always (well, not always) say: Nothing's tighter than a wood-elf's butt!

Is this LOTR stuff? 😕

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
They're not the only ones...
Which pair of tights should I get this week?

As I always (well, not always) say: Nothing's tighter than a wood-elf's butt!

OYEA!!!! tights......on a male...........Woot! 😖hifty:

*sigh*

WHAT'M I DOING!? SAURON'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
😱
I need an ale...

Please keep the drooling over elves out of the main club, we have a huge Elven Forest out back, go rambling ladies.........