The Gentleman's Club

Originally posted by AliasNeo15
i think it might hav been two.

Oh and heres a funny thing that happened to me the other day. I dont know if this was u Fallen J, but ok, w/e

I went to bed with boxers and pants on, and when i woke up, i had no pants on😱 It scared the crap out of me

Gnomes man, gnomes.

maybe it was me. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Peloquin
Gnomes man, gnomes.

Originally posted by AliasNeo15
that was my answer to my dad who woke me up😂

I'm tellin ya they're out there. 😑 Dirty little sock stealing munchkins!

😂 omg, i knew it😱

wow, you boys had one too many drinks.

hey, uh, ya, is there a bartender here, cus i want, something✅

*puts on tux, hops behind bar.

So Mr.Neo what can I get for ya?

tequilla in the bottle👆

Originally posted by AliasNeo15
tequilla in the bottle👆

Tequilla?...I make a mean mixer...you sure you wouldn't like an Elmer Fudpucker instead?

i guess😄

ok one Fudpucker comin up.

*grabs various bottles, mixer cup.

*pours into mixer cup. (Shake shake shake)

*pulls out ancient eagle claw and mumbles some ancient chant while hopping on one foot.

And Valla..there you go! one Elmer Fudpucker. Hope you enjoy. 🙂

um, is it drinkable and am i going to be able to urinate normal after😖

Originally posted by AliasNeo15
um, is it drinkable and am i going to be able to urinate normal after😖

Do you really want to urinate normally? something different might be fun 🙂 It's perfectly harmless unless you're a Scottish midget, in that case I'd advise against it.

ok, im not a scottish midget, but people say i look like a hobbit😬

ahh tis a fine fine drink for a hobbit. Sure wasn't Elmer himself a little hobbit lookin fellow.

*Stands up on Bar

Akhem! (cough cough)

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.

Barmen.

*falls backwards off Bar.

anyone going to help him? 😑 no? okay then. Come on, Pel. Great prayer, tho' *helps him up and sits him on the chair, where he sleeps all day* I'll kick you when it's time to get up. 🙄

i dun drank too much green beer last night....i have a splitting headache 🙁

*walks in*
aw... no one's here cry