*walks in.
Barman on duty, (cough cough) slightly ill barman on duty.
Specials today will be as follows: Three Wise Men , Black Russian, Godfather, Manhattan, Mudslide, Purple Hooter , Slippery Nipple and Alien Orgasm.
Since there are no customers I'm just going to pass out on the bar here...ring bell for service.
*Thud*