*walks in with Chihuahua under his arm (arf arf)
*places little rat lookin mutt on bar top.
*grabs golf club from out back and hops up on bar...lines the Chihuahua up.
FOUR!!!!
*swing..*smack*
*Chihuahua goes flying through the window.
Yappy little mutt, that'll teach ya.
*pours self a drink...downs shot. 😮💨