Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
things r good how bout u? long time no see
Yeah pretty good. Moving into a new place soon so my place is a bit of a mess with packing stuff. Work is good, we made Friday an extra weekend day and change it's name to 'funday'. So it's funday saturday sunday from now on 🙂
*hops up on stage
(tap tap tap) Ok this is based on a song called Lola...it goes out to the boss.
*picks up guitar and starts to play
I met Her in a club down in KMC
where you were a bit insane and danced around a strippers pole-a
p-o-l-e pole-a.
She bent down in front of me and offered a lapdance
I asked Her Her name and in a Gangsta Biach voice She said, "Syren"
S.Y.R.E.N Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren.
Well, I'm not the forums badass gangsta guy
but when I rolled a joint I saw a glint in her eye.
oh yeah Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren.
She said look with your eye's but don't touch with your hand
I'm the boss of this joint and it is my command.
oh yeah Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren.
Well, we poped something and were in a trance all night
Under electric glowstick light.
She rolled a J and and said the drink's for free
She said "pelo boy wont you tend bar for me"
Well, It's a gentelman's club and I am a guy
but there's no dancers for Pel 🙁
this place has gone to Hell. oh yeah Syren
You have to do some more hire'in. Sy Sy Sy Syren
I poured drinks all day. I got drunk to the core.
I fell to the floor. I got the singing disease.
It looked a blur, I could not see.
Well that's the way that we like to play
But we need dancers here to brighten the day oh yeah Syren
Sy Sy Sy Syren.
Girls will bring joys, and boys will get girls.
It's a fixed up, made up, cool ass club,
thanks to Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren. Sy Sy Sy Syren.
Well I've been on stage for an hour or so
and I never ever seen a crowd so low.
Syren smile and come back by demand
She said 'Don't worry pelo I'll do what I can"
Well I'm not the worlds greatest bartender man
but I know what I am and I'll get ya what I can
bar is open. o.p.e.n. open.
O o o open.
Oh well it's that time o'the mornin
Kicks counter behind the bar, mixer cup pops up into hand. 😉
Grabs vodka and throws it over his shoulder, spins around grabbing bottle of Malibu while catching vodka.
Drops vodka bottle onto one foot, spins Malibu in one hand while the other reaches for the Midori.
juggles malibu and midori bottles for a bit, kicks vodka bottle back up off foot and catches on head.
pours the 3 spirits into mixer cup. (shake shake shake) hops up on bar and backflips off hitting the back wall which sends some other various bottles flying through the air.
Catches each one at a time and pours some into the mixer cup. (shake shake shake)
*POP*
Ahhh a perfectly made Fu#k me Hard. that should do the trick.
Hmmm I think we might need an "out of order" sign on the front of the place.
Damn, guys, I see you've been keeping the place going for me.
I'm having a mid-teen crisis at the moment, and I shall be returning as soon as possible. Just popping in to let you know that I have not died.
Peloquin, like I said before and will say again, you never cease to amaze me. That song was the coolest thing anyone has done for me in ages, I thankyou 😉
Link, I love you with all my heart and soul, and I'm missing you something chronic. But I'll be back soon, hold on for me hug
To all Staff and Clientele, keep the Club alive, for me.........