Rolls keg of beer over to El Barto, there ya go my job done for the rest of the day...
Well so I'm sitting at work and the song American pie comes on...My brain is so warped right now that I instantly translated it into a KMC song. Thought I'd share....
*hops up on stage with guitar...
A long long time ago, you just might remember.
How this place used to have some style.
And I knew with no cash advance that I could get a great lapdance,
the drinks all lined up in single file.
They would flow in like a river, by now I've probably screwed my liver.
Bad brews on the bartop, I couldn't take one more drop.
I can't remember cause I'm fried, why all the strippers went outside.
There no where here that I can find. The day...the strippers...resigned.
So bye bye all the strippers gone, why? . No more strippers in the g-club there's just this pished guy.
Them good ol days gone and I'm going to cry....singing
This will be the way my brain fried. This will be the way my brain fried.
Did you write the book of love and would you have any girls to fill this club?
just thought I'd ask, y'know. ahh would you believe someone fu*cken stole
all my stash and the clubs bankroll. Even to a leech that just real low ow ow.
Well I know it is a Gentleman's Inn cause I saw the sign, now in the bin.
Now we all have the blues, and I'm on stage sh!t that's bad news!
Ooo I'm just a drunken bartender down on his luck but why am I telling you you couldn't give a fu*k
yeah I knew I was outta luck the day, the strippers...resigned.
So bye bye all the strippers gone, why? . No more strippers in the g-club there's just this pished guy.
Them good ol days gone and I'm going to cry....singing
This will be the way my brain fried. This will be the way my brain fried.
Now for ten beers, I've been here alone. My own fault...I should have known.
But that's not how it used to be. When the girls stripped for all to be seen,
and the mods made sure it wasn't too obscene, but the choice that drove away my sanity y y y
And while the strippers were all leaving town, I protested but I'll stick around.
The barstaff were concerned, No strippers have returned!
Oh and while we wait and wipe down bars, the regulars still put tips in our jars
and I've probable contracted Sars the day...the strippers...resigned.
(skips to slow part)
I met a girl who stripped for booze.
And I asked her for some happy news.
but she just smiled and went away.
I got drunk till I could stand no more
and so I spun and fell to the floor
cause the strippers have all gone away ay ay ay
and in the seats the customers screamed
"the strippers gone?" yes, so it seams.
Not a bra was flung, the pantyhose all stayed on.
and the three things I require most,
the girls, fun and a whiskey toast.
Well they've all run off to another post...the day...the strippers...resigned.
So I started singing...
bye bye all the strippers gone, why? . No more strippers in the g-club there's just this pished guy.
Them good ol days gone and I'm going to cry....singing
This will be the way my brain fried. This will be the way my brain fried.
bye bye all the strippers gone, why? . No more strippers in the g-club there's just this pished guy.
Them good ol days gone and I'm going to cry....singing
This will be the way my brain fried. This will be the way my brain fried.
BTW, I'd just like to say how proud I am of this particular thread of mine, I never thought it would still be going strong, and I love everyone I've met through it, and KMC.
Keep it up guys.......... make me even prouder.......
*sniff*
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We'll be on 1000 pages soon, I wonder if we get a prize!!!
*thinks for a second*
I want a smilie face sticker............