The Gentleman's Club

Started by Mr. Bacon2,578 pages

lol

if its blue i get it

Originally posted by Ushgarak
HELL yeah!!!
ok then!!

lets get this party started!!

*slides up and down the pole*
*Throws thong at Mike* naughty

*Continues to dance seductively around the pole* 😉

And.. was there anything on under the thong?

(swallows nervously)

nope 😖hifty:

*tries to think about his wife*

*dies*

*comes out of back room wearing trade-mark Xtina-style piece of material, draped carefully over "NOT-IN-PG13" areas*

*climbs steps on second stage and surveys audience*

*smiles, then walks over to pole*

Is it me or did it get very hot in here?? 😖hifty:

*nods at Chelle, then grips pole with both hands and swings hair back*

*lifts leg and wraps it around pole*

*slides downwards and leans back*

(speaks in strangled voice)

ANY chance we can take this in private to beat the whole PG-13 thingy, Chelle??????????????

Jesus; I was swiming in lava colder than this club

*puts on music, any requests?*

something that we can bump and grid too 😉

Anything except of britney spears; any boy bands or justin timberlake; or christina aguilere...................................just put korn

*continues to tease the men by slowly pulling up my top with my right hand, then with my left hand slowly lowers it under skirt. Still dancing with seductive eyes* 😖hifty:

"dirty" by christina agulera (sp) ??? that used to be a popular one

*leans back towards floor, and lets leg down*

*swings around pole and lets go, kneels up and crawls to edge of stage*

(Watches intently)

(holds thong close to him)

*slowly sways hips*