The Gentleman's Club

where are all the dancers??

^ for real.

hi!

Are you here to dance naz? 🙂

🤨

hey Naz, i havent seen you for a while. 🙂

*saunters in*

Hey y'all, I'm in a good ol' mood tonight, I think I'll have a drink, a ciggie, then get changed. Wanna bring the punters in this evening.....

naughty

Hey syren. 🙂

hi Syren! 😄

Hey peeps.

So, gonna rock the place tonight or what?

I just gotta do a couple of shout-outs......

Chelle - I love you, and you are the best dancer I have, so get up in here and shake that beautiful booty baby!

Peloquin - I need your @ss in here to make me laugh......

Brent - I love you more than life itself.

LTA - Glad to have you back my darling. And I did this in pink coz I know you'll appreciate the sentiment.

Nazzie - Those napkins will be the death of you honey. I've got you a Membership with the NA......

§pearhead - Duuuuude, where have you been??

Clovie - Stop getting so drunk, you're a raging alcoholic!

Be@st - Quit chucking people out for their drunken antics, this is a Club........

i do... although it feels wierd... lol

Yep Im gonna start partying.

*finishes drink and ciggie, and heads for back room*

Crap B, I'll be needing your assistance......

with what? I may be bag, but u cant put stuff in me

p.s. u ca call me LTA if u wanna.....

Ok, LTA, I said I'd need your assistance in dressing me....... problem with that?

*heads to back room*

yes... i think u know why too

*is in back room, changing*

*needs help with zipper*

fine *helps her with zipper and quickly leaves*

*comes in wearing clown suit. Face all painted, big red nose, green mop top hair, baggy pants and huge clown shoes.

*pulls out horn..

*honk honk*

*drops to one knee...Tada!

(look it's the best I got right now)

(sigh) so here I am all dressed up to get a laugh and no one here...well boy don't I feel like a clown. (drum beat followed by caned laughter)

Ok so I have a Sesh on...you wont know Him but I'm recording a guy that used to host the Cartoon show here in Australia years ago. His name is Gibbo 🙂 I'm so excited!! Fu*ken classic morning I'll be having.

Might check back later....